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Once again rises , the weekly monster movie watchalong! At 9pm eastern we'll be watching and commenting on a cheesy monster movie! If this sounds bad to you, set up a hashtag filter!

This week is BEYOND THE TIME BARRIER (1960), a movie about a guy who gets transported into the far flung future of 2024, where mutants rule the wastelands!

If you'd like to join in, the film's available at archive.org: https://archive.org/details/beyond-the-time-barrier-1960

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15 minutes to , folks. Final warning, get to your bunker while you can <3

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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡
(where applicable)

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AMERICAN TRANSTEMPORAL PICTURES PRESENTS!

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"Somehow, Palpatine returned..."

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Woof, this title scroll is nausea-inducing.

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@CactuarJoe I wasn’t sure if the plane was slowly taxiing or if it was an optical illusion.

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Colonel, stop eyefucking that jet.

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Oh hey he ACTUALLY DOES have the Poopy Suit!

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"One hundred miles above the earth, gentlemen."

That's international waters, so that's when you take out the magic mushrooms.

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This shot is the filmmakers gratefully acknowledging the cooperation of the US Air Force... With tongue :P

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Airplane cutout reaching 8000 feet!

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Just getting roaring rockets in the vacuum of space.

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Whoops, he hit a theremin in space.

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The base is abandoned!? No, why didn't they listen to Newt Gingrich about closing military bases!!!

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The colorization is giving this scene some serious 70s Doctor Who vibes.

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...Wait, did they rip off the first Twilight Zone episode for this part of the movie?

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Oh hey, Goofus and Gallant civilizations.

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Sauron wants to know if this guy has the ring or not.

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Yup, like, I said, The Master is about to demat this guy.

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Ha, I recognize that tube prop from This Island Earth :D :D

He's gonna come out of the tube with magnetic hands :D

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Y'know, guys, there's bullets in the other end 'o that thing.

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Sixty four years later and they STILL don't let women wear pants. 9_9

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Wait, he's ACTUALLY The Master!?

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Better watch it Major, he's gonna impale you on his beard.

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Looking for Doctor Bormann, huh >_>

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DIRK MANMUSCLE FIGHTS IN THE MUTANT PITS OF THE FUTURE!!!

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Shoutout to the costume people, those bald wigs are real bad.

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@CactuarJoe Maybe the lumps are from their MUTATION!

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@trixter Wrinkly Scalp Disease, it is invariably fatal T_T

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"We were gonna let the mutants chew your intestines, but my granddaughter's horny so here, have free run of our society."

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She's not stupid, Major, she just doesn't like you.

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They gave him the honeymoon suite, nice.

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Mute girl's frozen smile is deeply creepy. She's gonna lunge at her throat here in a sec >_>

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@CactuarJoe I don’t think the throat is the part she’s ready to lunge at.

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