At a friend's place where we are BOTH wearing our Måneskin concert tees to watch the #Eurovision finals and singing along to "Hooked On A Feelin'" like completely normal people.
#Spain's lead singer and those lace tights she's wearing are giving me "Cher showing off her butt tattoos on a navy ship" vibes. The beefy male dancers in fishnets and high heel knee high boots are amazing. And finger hearts! 😍
#Estonia jamming on those rustic lap harps (???) is just random enough to make me grin. And this deep death-metal singing next to Rockette-esque kicky dancing is fire!
#Ireland is fucking terrifying in a goth-y pagan ritual kind of way. TRANS FLAG BIKINI! 🤩
I love how Latvians are all plural with their names. Dons. Daniels. Olivers. This guy looked like he maybe regretted that blue plastic chest plate in the opening, but his voice is great. This song makes me feel a bit weepy. #Latvia
#Greece comes out very high-pitched. Not a fan of her spaceman-diaper shorts outfit thing. The shin-guard boots are cool, though.
#UnitedKingdom has an appreciation of jock straps and locker room shower hookups. Song is ok but dancing is good.
We've decided the theme for this year's #Eurovision costumes is "pants-optional". Viva les butt cheeks!
#Italy's dancers are only wearing pants on one leg each, so I think that still counts.
FUCKING #FINLAND LITERALLY NOT WEARING ANY PANTS! 🤣🤣🤣 Very strategically placed camera work to hide the peen. "Naked Weird Al Yankovic" LMFAO. Now fireworks flying out of his jorts?!
And #Portugal has to follow THAT, hiding almost as much skin as possible. Her costume is pretty gorgeous, honestly.
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