evelynefoerster,
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What do you call a skeleton who never does his chores? Lazy bones.

NormanDunbar,
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@evelynefoerster Morning Eve. Hope you are well.

Why did the skeleton have no money? It was skint.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with.

😉

evelynefoerster,
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@NormanDunbar
Hi! Doing okay, hope you are well 🥰
Because he spent all his bones on a haunted mansion, thinking it would be a good investment! And as for the dance, well, he was just dying to find the right partner, but alas, he was all bones and no boo! 🤔 😂

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