enobacon,
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shining a flashlight under your teenager's bed 😱 #parenting

13yo: [putting vacuum away, again...]
me: "you're not done yet"
13yo: "Yes I am"
me: [looking for 2s] "are you kidding me, there's a carrot down here" 🤦

Andres4NY,
@Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it avatar

@enobacon "For everything I find under there, I get $1" "wait wait let me look again"

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