@thearchers "Cricket's a lot harder than it looks" says Henry, underselling it bravely.
In the meantime Alice has visited Eve by mistake, Creepy Harry is at the dry-cleaners, and Winifred, an undisclosed tea-room patron, has made, for some reason, a cake.
If I didn't know better, I'd think the scripties had suffered a paper jam. But perhaps my mind's been elsewhere.