Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.
teft, 
Edgarallenpwn, 
Jeff: Merman, merman!
CaptKoala, Stiller wore it better tbh
pigup, Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags
famousringo, I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.
floofloof, I just watched Escape at Dannemora, which is also very good. He’s a talented guy.
FARTYSHARTBLAST, 
There's a Zoolander 2???
negativenull,
pigup,
mavu, content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.
CaptKoala, I think I did a little bit
ElBarto, 
“Lauren has amazing intuition” says Bezos.
Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does…
Seraph, (edited ) 
Funniest part of this is his wife likely has a decent EQ and he's literally floored by it. A concept beyond the abilities of his comprehension.
Elliott, EQ?
floofloof, Solid subs, warm if a little boxy in the mid-bass, a slight dip in the mids and a tasteful rolloff in the highs after a slight peak around 6KHz.
Kata1yst, 
Emotional quotient
c0mbatbag3l, 
It’s like IQ but for emotional comprehension of other people’s situations and feelings.
Coreidan, Bold of you to assume Jeffy has feelings
Maeve, Dark empaths exist. Marketing specialists, ceos, vulture capitalists, the churches…
aturtlesdream, Emotional quotient or emotional intelligence
1847953620, Big if true, I just don’t know if it really is, though.
MonsiuerPatEBrown, this is “setting up a run for president” bezos
and this is also straight from putin’s playbook
ILikeBoobies,
uriel238, 
Billionaires really need to take a cue from Ty Warner (the Beanie Babies mogul and still pretty contemptible) and stay the fuck off social media.
You don’t get to be sympathizable once your extreme gains are assuredly ill-gotten. You get to hide in your mansion, swim in your lucre like Scrooge McDuck, and have your marketing team filter and massage your outgoing public announcements.
tym, when keepin it real (tight) goes wrong
uriel238, He’s not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He’s a Lex Luthor titan of industry.
hakunawazo, Not Lex Luthor, but… knowyourmeme.com/photos/1977807-jeff-bezos
Elektrotechnik, Does he still have the same laugh?
UnderpantsWeevil, 
World’s Richest Man still uses shitty off-the-shelf Facetune. He just like me fr fr.
Suavevillain, 
I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.
cybermass, Looks like hes dating Caitlyn Jenner now
pomodoro_longbreak, 
Let’s not get into it like that. There’s plenty else to comment on here.
Jimmyeatsausage, I prefer the bicep debate… Did that get photoshopped, or did he do that thing where you twist your arm meat a little before resting it on the edge of the seat so the skin from the back of your arm makes a fleshy bicep shape as long as you dont move?
pomodoro_longbreak, Real questions.
Although it’s not like he doesn’t have to time or money to workout
Madison420, He’s legit muscular, when all your time is free time that’s not actually impressive.
Madison420, Because she looks more like that fucked up repaint of Jesus that lady did… Right?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Attempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
He’s the richest dude on the planet he can afford to fix her botched fucking surgeries.
pomodoro_longbreak, Better
sagrotan, 
Who’s that guy in the arms of that country singer?
misophist, So much body-shaming in this thread, I had to make sure I wasn’t back on reddit. Fuckin’ incels.
nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN, They are gazillionairs, you have to shift your ethics to not include them.
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