PixelProf,

The beatings will continue until morale productivity improves.

Edit: Sorry, morale is irrelevant.

baggins,

We need to see guillotining of CEOs jump 40-50%.

Ertebolle,

Adding 40% to 0 is still 0 - we need to add, like, a million %.

captainlezbian,

How about we start with one then try your idea

bdonvr,

I hate to break it to you, but 1,000,0000 is still 0. And before you ask, yes so is 1,000,000,0000

Wiz,

OK double it then

ThwaitesAwaits,
Grownbravy,
@Grownbravy@hexbear.net avatar

Deserves the Wall.

cjo,

Keep in mind that “jump 40-50%” is not the same as “unemployment at 40-50%”…your headline is sensationalist (or just a misunderstanding of the numbers). This guy’s take is still absurd, regardless.

JJROKCZ,

Right? A 50% increase of current levels puts at like 5% which is not crazy still

Maeve,

Absurdly evil af.

jdf038,

Wow that guy looks like a creep

Kalkaline,

This guy gets the first pitchfork.

Uniquitous,

Baseball bats are easier to explain. Just keep a glove and a baseball next to one in your backseat or trunk. “Yeah officer, I like to go play down at the park with my friends.”

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