captainlezbian

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captainlezbian,

What year and country am I in?

Russia, 1917.

Unfortunately that doesn’t narrow down much except really telling you to get anywhere else asap

captainlezbian, (edited )

May the ayatollah suffer as he dies and any gods witnessing his death remind him of the pain he brought to the women of his country.

I stand with the people of Iran suffering under the boot of their evil governance

captainlezbian,

Our justice system doesn’t have access to anti aircraft guns yet so we can’t do them with the fanfare y’all have

captainlezbian,

I’m so happy I lost weight with vegetarianism. Only negative side effects were from the increase in fiber

captainlezbian,

Yeah I’ve got grocery stores near enough that I don’t even need cargo space on my bike. Which is good because I don’t have a place to put my bike in my apartment

captainlezbian,

Hell, I can totally imagine people who’d love a nipple tattoo on their leg

captainlezbian,

I was going to say I know a woman who’d totally go for that, but that’s not true, I know at least two and several maybes

captainlezbian,

There is such a thing as a tyranny of the majority but it’s just why we need ironclad rights

captainlezbian,

This is America it’s your right and national duty to do so sometimes. Gods know I do it myself. Carry on

captainlezbian,

Ok, but as someone who’s seen a fair bit of drag Napoleon Dynamite looks like the drag persona, not Taylor Swift.

Sticky trick: new glue spray kills plant pests without chemicals (www.theguardian.com)

The insect glue, produced from edible oils, was inspired by plants such as sundews that use the strategy to capture their prey. A key advantage of physical pesticides over toxic pesticides is that pests are highly unlikely to evolve resistance, as this would require them to develop much larger and stronger bodies, while bigger...

captainlezbian,

But that does spare them from the ravages of guacamole and nopales

captainlezbian,

I remember absinthe as delightful but I don’t remember it real well

captainlezbian,

Eating pussy may be her most redeemable quality. Well it would be if she weren’t so predatory about it

captainlezbian,

Yeah, like the point wasn’t a “here’s how much i like it” it was “here’s a reward for providing such good content”. I would never give someone this, but old gold, maybe

captainlezbian,

Oh Jesus fuck that’s so much worse than I’d heard before

captainlezbian,

Yeah no famous artist has ever felt the need to pain me ugly. Hell the most artistic depiction of me is a charcoal drawing by a guy who didn’t know we’d gone out for hookah a few times a few years prior. But regardless artists are only depicting her poorly because of how poorly she behaves.

captainlezbian,

Sorry I kinda blacked out large chunks of it. I read it years ago and have learned more over the years (tbh idk if it was even finished when I read it). The control methods they use remain seared in my mind though. Fucking hell…

captainlezbian,

May he go the same way Alexander II did.

captainlezbian,

He died of a common condition that afflicted world leaders at the time: pissing off anarchists

captainlezbian,

Really? It’s like a joke in the trans lesbian community that we’re all poly, and most cis bi women I know are poly.

captainlezbian,

It was a running joke on transfem Reddit.

My community irl is biased, but that’s because everyone in it is more likely to be poly

captainlezbian,

I know at least 10-15 trans people irl. I met my also trans wife irl and not at a trans specific event. We know a lot of us.

Maybe it’s where you live

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