Dkarma,

Cloak of the fiery black hole. Wearer is immune to spicy foods and their after effects. Also wearer makes no noise and takes no pain from butt stuff.

Bearbie,
@Bearbie@lemmy.world avatar

No noise and takes no pain from butt stuff

The noise you make is the best part, though

argentcorvid,
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

Wetability: requires: water

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

No powers, but they will cast some SUPER weird shadows during the event.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

If you have any turtlenecks, see if it really turns you into a turtle.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

The Umbral Tee

This plain T-shirt never seems to get dirty or stained, always remaining a bright white. It has a base AC of 14 and grants the following effects:

  • Eclipse: as an action, you create a 30-foot cylinder of magical darkness centered on you. For the duration of this effect, all light (normal and magical) is suppressed, and you gain a +3 bonus to AC. This effect lasts for up to one hour. Once you use this feature, you cannot use it again until the following dawn.
  • Don’t Look Directly At It: when your Eclipse feature is in effect, you may use a reaction at any time to end the effect early. When ending Eclipse in this way, you briefly emit dazzlingly bright sunlight. All creatures in a 30-foot radius who can see you must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failure, they take 4d12 radiant damage and are blinded for 10 rounds. On a successful saving throw, creatures take half damage and are not blinded.
Nemo,

Me, I’m hoping for Shadowwalk.

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

You get a roll for one of the below:

-100% luminance during totality (for the shirt, not the wearer)

-1 luck

-1 perception

+2 barter (one-time use, you don’t get to choose when)

+20% chance to injure toes on furniture (for life)

+100% chance to remain an idiot (j/k here, satire)

Lemminary,

Don’t forget the religious guilt to repent debuff. It’s an unexpected sideffect 🤷‍♂️

TransplantedSconie,

Shirt of Umbra’s Embrace +3:

Appears as a normal T-shirt but is a powerful magical artifact embued with the power of shadows.

Allows the wearer to cast Pass Without Trace three times per day

Shadow Walk as a 9th lv wizard at will

+3 to move silent checks regardless of armor

AC increases the darker the surrounding area becomes up to AC 17.

multicolorKnight,

I see we have a DM in the audience…

card797,

+2 Dampness

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