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UndefinedIsNotAFunction, in After donating our baby clothes

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/591dfc5d-1f14-4cee-af1a-befd401f9591.gif

zcd, in So close...

I forget the punchline but your mothers a whore Trebek

NetHandle, in Takin a bath

I kind of love it. There is the colloquialism "to take a bath" on something, referring to accepting the losses usually in terms of money and or overspending.
So this guy kind of went full circle right back around to saying something that makes sense? Kind of?

JackGreenEarth, in Takin a bath
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@theatremaker This should go to the boneappletea instance/community

Cinner,

I don't think there is one yet.

https://browse.feddit.de/

adj16,

r/LostRedditors lol

Or should I say !lostLemmings

dharmacurious, in I brought you into this world...

My mom likes to say “you wouldn’t know what ___ is if it weren’t for me!” Whenever this happens

AFC1886VCC, in Old photo

Have you tried “kill all the poor?”

I’m not saying do it, I’m just saying run it through the computer and see if it would work.

HeartyBeast, in Old photo
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For context. This is a satirical poster popped up in the tube over advertising

AnUnusualRelic, in Old photo
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How many have they cut in half so far?

blackn1ght,

Zero. They awarded the contract to Lord Fuck-the-poor III who then pocketed the £250million.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Old photo
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By shipping one half to Rwanda, am I right?

possiblylinux127,

I’m not sure we should be making jokes about the Rwandan Genocide

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m just saying that the Brits are sending asylum seekers to Rwanda. Pretty tasteless tbh

therealjcdenton, in Old photo

I love seeing this in Wrestling Empire

Gennadios, in Old photo

In all fairness, this could be a very effective strategy.

possiblylinux127,

It would double the homeless population

Gennadios,

You have won this argument, I concede.

Ghyste, in Old photo

I don’t think you understand what this community is…

possiblylinux127,

I understood that it was way to quite

shutz, in Old photo

Could have been worse. They could have had them quartered.

MNByChoice, in Old photo

Perhaps off topic, and the poster may be satirical, but how is that turning out?

Have they reduced homelessness? Have they cut any homeless in half?

Just tired of empty promises.

xor, (edited )

Haha, good one! Homelessness has more than doubled since the conservative party took power in 2010. This particular poster (albeit satirical) was from 2021, since then homelessness has increased massively in the UK England.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/f1affe1a-70ee-486c-847c-bfafe70cec04.png

gov.uk/…/rough-sleeping-snapshot-in-england-autum…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I love how they’ve been in power for so long over there that they’re literally claiming they’ll fix their own fucking creation.

Z3k3,

Sunaks leadership campaign was litrly vote for me and I’ll fix the economy WHILE he was chansoler of the exchequer

MNByChoice,

Thank you! Great info.

The data excluded those in shelters, and is England (not the UK). 4K is in the very solvable range. Pathetic that things are getting worse.

MossyFeathers, (edited ) in Old photo

Whenever I see this picture I think of these lyrics:

This is an announcement from Genetic Control

It is my sad duty to inform you

Of a four-foot restriction, on humanoid height

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I hear the directors of Genetic Control

Have been buying all the properties

That have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold

It’s said now that people will be shorter in height

They can fit twice as many in the same building site

They say it’s alright

Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow

In the interest of humanity, they’ve been told they must go

Told they must go, go, go, go

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