anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Not credible. The nymphs in the background would be making out in real life.

misspacfic,

sometimes there’s nothing better than a 10 dollar costco pizza and a 9 dollar bottle of wine

blujan,

Ooh that’s cheap, in mexico that pizza costs 11.85 usd!!!

Hjalamanger,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

The artist did a really good job, all of the characters look super cute. The would easily have got me

rockSlayer,

Wine, pizza, and hanging out in comfy pajamas? That would get anyone.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

THE CUDDLIES! GIVE THEM!

Anyolduser,

Holy shit that armor and poleaxe are shockingly historically accurate.

Talk about going the extra mile!

Landless2029,

The pole axe got me good.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Except the woman inside.

Anyolduser,

Well, there was that one time…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

There was indeed that one time.

What was the second time?

Anyolduser,

There was Caterina Sforza, who personally took Castel Sant’Angelo in Rome and held up a Vatican conclave.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza

To be fair she might not have been wearing armor at the time on account of being seven months pregnant when taking the fortress.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, now name ten thousand male knights in armor.

Anyolduser,

Here’s an index of European noble houses, which includes knights alongside other members of the nobility.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Category:European_noble_famili…

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Neat! How many of those are women in medieval armor?

Just, you know, women were not eligible for knighthood throughout medieval times.

Is this you arguing that female knights were as common as male knights? I’m just checking what we’re arguing here exactly.

If so, how many female warriors at all took part in:

A) The Napoleonic wars

B) Alexander the Great’s conquest

C) The Battle of Kadesh

Are we arguing that women were always as violent as men and were never excluded or subsumed in society since the dawn of literally “man”? Is that what we’re doing?

Anyolduser,

… The fuck?

You seem really offended that women were underrepresented in historical conflicts. You’re going to have a hard time finding anyone who says otherwise.

What I am saying is that women have worn armor (even for non-ceremonial purposes) at a few points in history.

At the end of the day, you’re the one getting butthurt about a comic on the internet.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, I am offended that more women were not knighted and partook in the most violent battles in history!

Now what I am saying, from start to finish= I made a stupid joke, albeit historically correct, that the one other improbable thing about the image, apart from the naiads, was that there is a woman in armor.

That is it. Let me help you:

Descriptive statement = the sky is blue

Prescriptive statement = blue is ugly

See, I described something, stated a fact, and you are the one who took offense, you and presumably most other women here, because all you ever hear is the word “woman” and regardless what one says you’re like a kerberos gatekeeper growling at it because you’re just so ready to fight inequality at every turn, to the point where you can’t allow facts to stand on their own.

Are you equally offended by these statements:

A) Men are on average taller than women

B) Women on average live longer than men

C) Men are more violent than women. On average.

?

That’s what makes this funny to me, the fact how that you are so attached to labels that you will never accept any reality contrary to it.

Now if you just calm down, we can discuss it if you would like. Would you? Or are arbitrary judgments more your thing?

Anyolduser,

Buddy, meds. Now.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Now you’re straight up bullying me. That’s not cool.

Anyolduser,

It’s not bullying, I’m not trying to insult you. At this point based on your other comment mentioning suicide I’m genuinely concerned for your mental health and physical well-being.

Syrc,

I really don’t understand the point of this whole argument.

You wanted to point out how a woman in a knight’s armor is, historically, statistically improbable. Ok.

What did the other comments want to achieve? No one, at any point, argued that female knights were a common occurrence.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know. What does it say in those comments? I sure as fuck didn’t say anything else, until someone came along and tried to correct me with extreme outliers.

So you tell me, I have no idea what the argument is about myself, I have asked previously to have that determined, but got called names instead so I’m not sure what’s up or down here.

Syrc,

Then I don’t understand what your point is.

If you were trying to say that women in an armor were extremely uncommon, then comments about some of them existing should just reinforce your claim, they were so rare that you could probably list them all.

If you were arguing in absolutes instead, saying that at no point in history a woman has ever worn an armor, then bringing outliers to the discussion is a legitimate correction, since even a single one existing breaks the absolute.

In both of those cases, you asking for a second woman in armor or ten thousand male knights are non-sequiturs, because them existing or not doesn’t change anything in the previous statements. So one has to guess your point is neither of those, but a third one instead, which I really didn’t understand.

If I have to guess, the “argument” about you is that no one really understood the point of your comments, so they’re arguing with you about what they think you mean. Which is wrong, of course, but you should clarify that if you want to have a meaningful discussion. Making sarcastic comments doesn’t help clear up things.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Five people upvoted you without reading what you said. That’s my problem.

Syrc,

>Complains about people not answering his questions and belittling him

>Proceeds to not answer questions and belittle others

I mean, I tried to put good will in it but it seems it was pointless.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

Imagine being this offended by a drawing of a woman in historically accurate armor

Anyolduser,

For real. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, I am offended. Thoroughly offended. How dare you?!

Still waiting for an answer tho.

Anyolduser,

Dude, you’ve got a screw loose.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a fucked up thing to say.

Anyolduser,

You’re coming off as really unhinged. Like, “I’m really worried about this person” unhinged.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

You know people commit suicide over remarks like that, right? You shouldn’t be throwing that stuff around so lightly.

Anyolduser,

If anyone feels that way about comments on the internet they need professional help.

That’s not an insult, it’s a fact. Do whatever you have to do and talk to someone.

roguetrick,

Why would you pretend to be an incel. There’s much more satisfying ways to troll that doesn’t inherently make you look down on yourself. It’s almost like a form of self harm.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Oh god, my offense! It is limitless! Someone report me to the mods!

Rentlar,

Are you really doing the “oh, so you like Beyblade? Name every character from the animated series” kind of knowledge quiz? Come on, bud. I know you can be better than that.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Gee, hun, why don’t you take it with the management, huh! wink

Fucking sexist AND hypocritical piece of shit.

wise_pancake,

Now I need to remake my characters in chivalry 2

xpinchx,

For Agathaaaaaa!

wise_pancake,

If you aren’t confused then you’re not paying attention.

Gabu,

indecipherable screaming as heads roll by

brsrklf,

There are days when they could probably drown me for a good game of Mario Kart.

paddirn,

But how does it protect her breasts if they’re not greatly accentuated by the armor? Surely decades of fantasy artwork haven’t been lying to us.

usualsuspect191,

I think you’ve accidentally replied to the wrong comment

brsrklf,

Not sure I’m getting your point but in my book, anyone can wear the suit of armour they want to Mario Kart night.

ilost7489,

I think they tried replying to the comment above yours lol

paddirn,

I was actually, that’s weird, must’ve misclicked or something.

brsrklf,

I was even more confused by that, because I couldn’t even see the comment they were trying to reply to. I only saw it when I tried to read the post directly from lemmy.world.

I think my instance must be filtering comments from lemmynsfw.com

roguetrick,

LIkely just defederated. I think many instances are defederated with lemmynswf.

Klear,

Serves her right for saying “Ni”

zerofk,

Should’ve brought a shrubbery.

dumpsterlid,

I thought we were supposed to bring a herring? It was a fish right? Fuck did I bring the wrong fish again? These assholes won’t let me get through the forest to sell my fruit at the market and the amount of fetchquests they have sent me on is reallly starting to drive me crazy.

uid0gid0,

You were only supposed to bring shrubberies! The herring was for cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

dumpsterlid,

&$@*****FUU$???111GRRRRR

I kick over the entire fruit cart in frustration

A moment passes and all of a sudden I say with a satisfied smile “You know, I have always wanted to do that… does that make me a bad fruit seller?”.

Poggervania,
Poggervania avatar

What did she say?

general_kitten,

Ni!

Annoyed_Crabby,

She’s the Knight who said Ni, of course that’s what she said.

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