brbposting,

Angry drunks whack af

EmperorHenry, (edited )
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I once knew a guy that got EXTREMELY stoned almost every day…until one day he went out into the dark in the woods and got lost for a whole month.

And now he doesn’t smoke pot anymore.

Edited a spelling error.

yuriy,

I’d watch a 12 episode miniseries about that guy.

EmperorHenry,
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he barely even remembers anything before sobering up and realizing he had no idea where he was.

From what anyone can tell, he was tripping out pretty hard and he just started casually walking out into the woods aimlessly.

after that incident is when he realized that his consumption of pot was a problem and he had to stop.

dnmr,

so this is what they call a bad trip

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

Bullshit. Lost for a month? Not happening. I’d love to read an article about this totally not made up story.

EmperorHenry,
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actually now that I think of it, he was lost for about a week, I heard about him going missing…and he told me that he did that when he was high, that’s where I got the rest of the details. Again, this dude got stoned out of his mind almost every day, so I guess you need to consider the source when any information is coming from him.

jtk, (edited )
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All me depending on the source. LR,TB: Vodka, Gin, Beer, Mushrooms (is there a “Journey in the wood” booze? I don’t know anyone that gets like that on any type, and I know a lot of drunks, maybe I just don’t spend enough time near the woods)

Pringles,

If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.

Lwaxana,
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I don’t see “I am smart enough to know I can’t drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here”

(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)

jose1324,

Car dependency moment

Lwaxana,
@Lwaxana@startrek.website avatar

Suffering from Taco Bell dependency too sadly :(

(again not me of course)

Anticorp,

Many of us have been each of those types of drunks.

knorke3, (edited )

I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk

Patches,

This is called getting old.

TIMMAY,

aint that the truth

knorke3,

thing is: that was already a thing when i was 17, so that’s just kinda how i react to alcohol

GTG3000,

That was basically my reaction to alcohol my whole life, just get kinda eepy.

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

IME, you can overcome that by drinking more 👍

gimpchrist,
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Yeah I get the 🌌being tired🌌 part too… but then I act like an aggressive toddler who has every right to stay up past their bedtime and it goes away pretty quick

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

I am both the first and the fourth one.

Ultragigagigantic,
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

Some day we will be able to vote for a political party that represents our bodily autonomy to put what drugs we want in our own body.

Even alcohol.

palordrolap,

We already have that autonomy when it comes to alcohol. We are not, however, as autonomous when it comes to the reactions of other people to our autonomous behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. Or any other drug for that matter.

And their reaction's existence within the law is immaterial.

That is, if you do whatever the f--k you want, don't be surprised when other people do whatever the f--k they want when they react to whatever the f--k it is you're doing.

If you're lucky, they'll complement (possibly also compliment, but complement is intended) what you're doing.

If not, expect pain.

Ultragigagigantic,
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Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.

GoosLife,

Do you need help, my guy?

thesporkeffect,

It’s fine, bud light is good for staying hydrated

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ve got Bush… 👀… and Busch Light.

_lilith,
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn’t even have rosemary

Ultragigagigantic,
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:

“Uhoh… the OVEN.”

jtk, (edited )
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

My wife came home a few nights ago and I was already in bed, I heard her starting a meal in the microwave, not unusual. Next day I see the time on the microwave was 43:57, and the meal was still in there. Real glad she didn’t press start. She has no clue what time she was trying to enter. I like to theorize, due to the arrangement of numbers, she just punched the num pad.

Secret300,

I love drinking til I go through all 3 stages

assassin_aragorn,

And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!

LEONHART,

Oh. Oh, man. I’m not the only one…

(#4)

pntha,

these are the three personalities of my ADHD

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