Patches

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Patches,

So the formula for nits to Lumen is below:

N=L/3.426

614,000 = L / 3.426

2,103,564 Lumens

Bruh…

1m² of the sun is 127,000 Lumen. This TV is at most 2 m². It’d certainly be the last thing you ever saw.

Patches, (edited )

Immortality doesn’t imply invulnerability. Statistically you’ll turn into a meat sack filled with shattered bones at some point. Pain eternal.

Patches,

Just keep soaking it drinking mercury.

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Lawsuit alleges Grindr illegally shared users' HIV status, sensitive data with third-party advertisers. (www.theregister.com)

Hundreds have joined a UK class action lawsuit against LGBTQ+ dating app Grindr, seeking damages over a historical case of the company allegedly forwarding users’ HIV status as well as other sensitive data to third-party advertisers....

Patches,

How long before this gets acquired by Match Group? They seem to have infinite funds for acquisition.

Patches,

Always walk with purpose even if you lost as shit. Look for directions in safe locations only.

If you’re being followed go into a store. You’re much more likely to be mugged in the street than inside a CVS. Retail joints have cameras everywhere.

Patches,

Many cities offer “safe parking” programs. They are areas where you are allowed to sleep in your vehicle without being bothered by the cops and have a portable restroom and running water. Space can be limited though.

When those places are full your best bet is a Walmart Parking Lot. Even better if it’s 24/7. The lights are always on, bathroom is available and many even have Wi-Fi in the parking lots.

Patches,

Depends where you live.

Patches,

Sorry is a word but it shows weakness if you’re talking about being approached on the street. “No” as a full sentence, or not speaking at all combined with not stopping say a lot more.

Patches, (edited )

Did y’all watch the same movie?

He, for sure, tried to stop the balrog from making the biggest mistake of his life. The Balrog just didn’t listen.

Patches,

Significant rise in mental health issues among children and teenagers. That didn’t happen with TV, music or books.

There is a significant rose in mental health issues across the board. Could it be because we are more informed and mental health is less stigmatized? No. Could it be because we’re telling the children (rightfully so) that the world is dying and that they need to reverse it themselves? No. Could it be because they’ve lived through 3 once in a lifetime recessions, and too many catastrophes to count? No it’s…

Patches,

Did we really need to prove a “once in a lifetime epidemic” decreased mental health?

Patches,

Columbine ruined The Matrix look real quick.

Patches, (edited )

Does this even work?

Every “Choose your own adventure book” I ever read had the correct path, and every wrong choice had a 5 page “And then you died… go back to (page x).”.

No intertwining anything.

Patches,

That’s not true. Chickens are fantastic at getting rid of bugs.

Got a tick problem? Not anymore.

However you will now have rodent problems and require something to take care of that: Terriers are great at that. So are cats.

Patches,

It’s the best we’ve got ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I know the companies I worked for - took it seriously.

Patches, (edited )

I really hope it plays differently from Eiyuden Rising. Talk about a game that did not respect your time.

The dungeon was just a long straight hallway that blocked your advance with an invisible wall at the furthest point every time you entered it beyond which ‘more story happens’.

You run through room 1-8 then a 10 second story happens. Run back through the entire dungeon to town. Talk to 1 NPC. Go back through the entire dungeon rooms 1-9 then 10 second story happens. Run back through the entire dungeon to town. Talk to 1 NPC. Go back through the entire dungeon rooms 1-10…

Repeat for the entire game…

No exaggeration - it has 160 Fetch Quests.

Patches,

If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.

The $500,000 hardcore 2025 Ford Mustang money alone can't buy: New supercharged V8-powered muscle car could be the brand's most exclusive car (www.carsguide.com.au)

Money alone isn’t enough to secure the $US325,000 ($505,000) hardcore coupe, with Ford asking potential buyers to make a pitch on why they should have the privilege of owning one....

Patches,

He didn’t have enough followers to buy a car?

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Patches, (edited )

Straight to jail

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Patches,

He has done

LMAO They did most of the damage themselves.

Might as well hold Hilary responsible for the damage he has done with her Pied Piper strategy.

Patches, (edited )

Well it was really easy until you told me about it !

I mean how often do you really look up band member names? Spotify/Pandora/YouTube/Plex just return songs when you look up their names not their mugshot.

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