7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water - Feddit UK
Cross posted from feddit.uk/post/9738191
MacNCheezus, 
nailingjello, I’m just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like… [static.wikia.nocookie.net/…/latest?cb=20230916175…](in Disenchanted)
DharkStare, Will they also sell chocolate starfish?
itsonlygeorge, I see what you did there.
woodytrombone, I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.
FlaminGoku, My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.
givesomefucks, According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.
Even worse than the headline…
How do you fuck up hotdog water?
proctonaut, Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D
Fixbeat, Hey, it’s not April 1st yet!
survivalmachine, More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1
They’re just announcing it a few days early.
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