Octopus
Lefrax, I know it’s a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said “… And now I’m swimming like there’s no tomorrow”
zzzzz, Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells… Perhaps you’d become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!
fossphi, Is this his son’s foray into tentacle porn?
gregorum, My First Kink
Lath, Wait until he learns about squirrels.
downpunxx, 
"hamsters" ~ richard geere
xilliah, I wonder how far it would go.
derbis, Make it a big hole, problem solved
shiveyarbles, Beware the Craken
5714, Consentacles.
EmergMemeHologram, Well there goes my afternoon
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