Meron35, Citrussy
GladiusB, 
Buy it dinner first
prime_number_314159, Peel it.
Resol, 
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
Skymt, (edited ) Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
Honytawk, Start at the little hole at the bottom
x4740N, Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
Lobreeze, Aggressively.
pHr34kY, Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
coaxil, In the shower
PeriodicallyPedantic, Not the orangussy 🫦
altima_neo, 
Orangina
PropaGandalf, boy this is clearly a lemonussy
PeriodicallyPedantic, (edited ) My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.
Wait… Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyade?
gnutrino, Well you know what they say: when life gives you lemonussy, make lemonussyade.
PropaGandalf, Of course it does. What a question…
TORFdot0, It’s a sourpuss
Bluefalcon, Spread the lips and dig in.
kungen, I should call her…
cinabongo, First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
harry315, After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?
Theme, First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards
Tehhund, Like a bulldog eating custard.
Rocketpoweredgorilla, 
Reminds me of a joke I heard…
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”
Kid: “uh… before sex.”
Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”
kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”
Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”
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