It even fits in my pant pockets.
Spudwart, Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.
Coskii, 
As long as I have Santiago, all is well.
Thorny_Thicket, There’s two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don’t.
zakobjoa, 
Appreciation does not require knowledge.
Lammy, Good keys
rockerface, Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets
Ubermeisters, Cement store
CIWS-30, From the place Deadpool and all those 90's heroes do.
regular_human, The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store
Gork, That’s a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.
But at least I can then repair all the potholes.
DicksMcgee43, Fun fact, its illegal to do that
Raisin8659, 
I wanna see the pants.
Moc, zero real ones
Literally me
wesker, 
Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.
Kowowow, Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I’ve found, I use both way more than a multitool
HardlightCereal, Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it’s the best one
zakobjoa, Can’t go wrong with pocket pasta.
ilovededyoupiggy, 
I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn’t really need labels.
Jimmycrackcrack, Yeh but if you can’t remember which one is which it’s as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.
betterdeadthanreddit, It’s a decoy key.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Maybe it opens both.
andallofmypeaches, It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.
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