Should have ended on his father’s tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he’d probably have to invent the damn things but I’d happily live in a world where they’re referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.
I’d watch a comedy movie (possibly also sequels) about a Santos/Ravache presidential campaign. Might just be “Mrs. Doubtfire Does D.C.” but if the ridiculousness of this whole Santos thing was toned down enough to be believable, it could be entertaining.
I’d lean toward Ravache as VP since these are republicans we’re talking about. Could set up some references to Palin that way too.
Not sure how to work it in yet but Ravache sounds a bit like “la vache” which is French for “the cow”. I’m sure there’s comedy to be milked from that but it could be a load of bull.
They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.
Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.
Even if the thing doesn’t get airborne anymore, it’d be one hell of a way to build up a flight simulator for gaming. Probably not what’s going on here but it’s what I’d do.
An atheist does not believe in god, gods or other claims of supernatural phenomena. You can’t outsmart what doesn’t exist. Believers in those things are people who have been misled but that alone doesn’t make them stupid.
A new bill, the first of its kind in the U.S., would ban security screening company Clear from operating at California airports as lawmakers take aim at companies that let consumers pay to pass through security ahead of other travelers....
“Let’s” = “let us”, “lets” = “allows”. The apostrophe shows where the words are joined and should not be used to warn readers that an “s” is coming next.
Which one? (sh.itjust.works)
Think he gets ESPN on that thing? (lemmy.world)
Transgender activists flood Utah tip line with hoax reports to block bathroom law enforcement (apnews.com)
S(u)pine or Pronis? (lemmy.world)
Chinese scientist who first published COVID sequence protests after being locked out of his lab (apnews.com)
The first scientist to publish a sequence of the COVID-19 virus in China was staging a sit-in protest after authorities locked him out of his lab....
McConnell’s exit isn’t going to be a quiet one (thehill.com)
Spaghetti speed (sh.itjust.works)
George Santos's latest money-making plot? Reviving his drag persona, Kitara Ravache (www.advocate.com)
A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)
Florida Dolphin Dies of Bird Flu as Alarm Grows Over Species Spread (gizmodo.com)
Florida scientists have reported the first known and fatal case of highly pathogenic H5N1 avian influenza in a bottlenose dolphin.
Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green?
Birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians, insects? Sure. But no mammals....
Furniture Sketch (fedia.io)
US buys 81 Soviet-era combat aircraft from Russia's ally costing on average less than $20,000 each, report says (www.businessinsider.com)
The US has purchased 81 Soviet-era combat aircraft from Kazakhstan, the Kyiv Post reports....
I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night (slrpnk.net)
ATBGE Layered Wood Panels Art (i.imgur.com)
India dismisses US human rights report as 'deeply biased' (www.reuters.com)
‘Are we joking?’: Venice residents protest as city starts charging visitors to enter (www.theguardian.com)
Day-trippers will have to pay €5 to visit Italian city under scheme designed to protect it from excess tourism...
10 years of Skeptic to Septic Pipeline (lemmy.world)
California could ban Clear, which lets travelers pay to skip TSA lines (www.cbsnews.com)
A new bill, the first of its kind in the U.S., would ban security screening company Clear from operating at California airports as lawmakers take aim at companies that let consumers pay to pass through security ahead of other travelers....