My children will refer to me as father.
StarLuigi, 
Kids?
BuffLemmyworlder, English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution
krygex, Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.
saigot, (edited ) Dad feels great to me, not really sexualized and casual.
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alexander, @whosalexander
the word daddy has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit
pomodoro_longbreak, I’ve always been partial to “pop” though “pops” is an ageist slur
vardogor, 
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pomodoro_longbreak, Haha
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pomodoro_longbreak, Contextual and regional, but pop is more common (where I’m from) for your own father, whereas pops is what you might call an older man if you wanted to call them old.
“alright pops” == “ok boomer”
mob, Just curious. Would saying something like “youngin” be considered a slur as well then?
pomodoro_longbreak, If it’s used in the same way ya
mob, Seems like anything could be a slur if used in an offensive context then, right?
Like, if I said “okay tomato”, you could take it as offensive it in turns tomato into a slur.
I guess I’m just thinking while typing here, but if that’s what a slur is, maybe we need a new term for contextless offensive words?
TheBlue22, Thank goodness it’s not sexualized in my language
wafflez, Which language out of curiosity?
TheBlue22, Slovak
Never heard anyone using “Tati”, “Tatino”, “Otec” or whatever other combination of those in a sexual manner.
hackris, Dobrý večer, nečakal som že tu nájdem aj Slovákov
trashgirlfriend, Everyone on the internet is a Hungarian
force, heyyy i’m applying for slovak citizenship
stockRot, “ohh tati”
Yeah I can make this work
covert_czar, 
Tati is shit in hindi. Oh shitt
TheBlue22, Oh god
OH FUCK
Dick_Justice, 
Be the change the world needs
Fedizen, Bringing “Sire” back
creditCrazy, 
Oh sire harder
Desistance, 
You sure? That was also sexualized.
cooopsspace, Tell Dad jokes and all you get it “bruh”.
NewAgeOldPerson, Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though… It’s funny. People think this is a new thing. It’s just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Crashumbc, Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing…
rmuk, Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing…
hakunawazo, Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
moonsnotreal, 
I wasn’t even alive when half life 2 came out. I’m 18. Half life 3 is never happening :(
hakunawazo, I’m a bit older than you.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Sequels of first-person shooters with weapons you couldn’t imagine…
I watched head shot combos in the dark near the campers hide.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…
Time to play.
creditCrazy, Tbh I’m pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
funkless_eck, Sacher-Masoch (of “masochism” fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of “sadism” fame) in 1740. So it’s probably not a new thing, no.
lillardfair, That’s sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
MystikIncarnate, You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
creditCrazy, Darth Vaders family in a nutshell
arin, Pastor boys in shambles
LemmyIsFantastic, Y’all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Ddhuud, Like… Sexually?
giggling_engine, 
Bruh
vaultdweller013, I shall fuck the dirt you walk on!
andrew, Saltburn has entered the chat
vaultdweller013, My dick is as caloused as my feet it looks like a flesh cactus!
reagansrottencorpse, I hate this mental image
MightyGalhupo, Too late, I already have
creditCrazy, That is the most oddly threatening insult I’ve heard
troglodytis, daddy
Aggravationstation, Can I touch ass or gas instead? I’ve been told those three things are of equal value.
afraid_of_zombies, Just have her call you daddy in a different language
ivanafterall, 
Si, Papi!!
Peter1986C, 
Papi does not mean the same thing?
thisbenzingring, that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
ivanafterall, Yes, daddy. :(
Skipper_the_Eyechild, It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
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