Jackcooper,

Red bull also jumped from space

Monster marketing also involves stickers on pick up truck cabs and for some reason some tattoos

Needs more rock star, the energy drink you associate with cigarettes and wife beaters

mindbleach,

Love those old Tweets from Astolfo’s English voice actor. “Oh hey, Astolfo is trending!” “Why is everyone saying ‘oh no.’” “Oh no.” “WELP anyway catch the next season of Fate, I’m logging out.”

pantyhosewimp,

My local gas station only had Red Bull with 80 mg caffeine. All the other brands were giant cans with 200 mg. I needed a boost but didn’t want jittery no-sleep levels of caffeine

GhostEye,
manucode,

Does anyone know if Monster was founded by a Nazi or some other kind of questionable person? Red Bull was.

LwL,

What a great reason to never support anything to do with red bull. The last thing we need is a second Murdoch…

EvokerKing,

Monster energy dropped Mercedes AMG petronas team for McLaren this year btw.

sherlockholmez,

I think they still personally sponsor LH, though.

awwwyissss,

But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?

trashgirlfriend,

No worries, just have another can of delicious Monster Energy Pipeline Punch UwU

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/64b21312-e07b-4878-ae66-05d42b0a261f.jpeg

iesou,

youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH

Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t see how that’s offensive. It’s actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait “Venus”

Thcdenton,

Ah yes, Lewis Hamilton, the most kawaii of waifus.

squid_slime,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t touch it, branded drinks are grim

Ilovethebomb,

Everyone I have known who drank Monster has been greasy and covered in pimples. All but one was overweight at least.

femboy_bird,

huh, everyone i know who drinks monsters has either been a girl with an eating disorder or a femboy

Micromot,

It’s the opposite for me I only know one person who drinks monster and would fit your criteria. All the others just look healthy.

LemmyIsFantastic,

Really not nice to speak about your mother like that. Don’t be angry, you’ll make friends eventually !

Norgur,

UwU Monster

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Water pilled tbh

squid_slime,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Yep

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