andrew_bidlaw, You tried.
alignedchaos, This Is Not a Bowl of Sexy Fruit
BlueLineBae, 
Yeah! It’s not like… a sexy piece of fruit!
Elgenzay, 
For the uninitiated: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfMu77sYH4
ambrosiaforest, fuck you i’ll do what i want >:c
Imgonnatrythis, Doing it now just to be defiant.
JaymesRS,
SubArcticTundra, 
Why does the pear look so boob like?
kewwwi, poobs
kittenzrulz123, confused Ace sounds
biff, Okay, I won’t.
IWantToFuckSpez, Okay imma jerk off with it.
21Cabbage, I’m in my friend’s living room and the urge to go to the bathroom for awhile is intense.
ItsAFake,
Jerb322, 
If I had a dollar bill for every time a boomer called me Jeremiah Johnson back in the '80s, I’d have like a few hundred bucks…
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
kewwwi, please non’t
ObviouslyNotBanana, sorry cant talk
I gotta get home
to jake off
THE_MASTERMIND, Jake is in danger someone is hoing to off him.
Smorty, Jake!? JAKE!?
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