Thcdenton, Does he have a magnum dong or is this an “emperor’s new clothes” kinda thing?
ramenshaman, He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I’ll show him mine.
TseseJuer, ill sneak a peak for free
DogPeePoo, “I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”
BedSharkPal, Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.
ickplant, 
Psst, it’s “jibes” not “jives.”
ji17br, I’ve only ever heard it called jive
ickplant, It’s a very common mistake, one I used to make myself. But I can assure you it’s jibe.
ji17br, If everyone I’ve ever heard use the word thinks it’s jive, at what point does that become correct? Isn’t that how language works?
ickplant, It becomes the accepted meaning after a formal dictionary adds it. To my knowledge, no dictionary added this meaning yet.
Swedneck, 
not anymore
scrion, Sure, here you go:
user224, the company paid
Ah, greedy cheapskate as usual.
Kusimulkku, Well clearly it was a business expense!
scytale, Didn’t he offer a horse or something?
Godric, (edited ) Stay gold, Ponyboy
Gork, Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s
SpaceNoodle, Bullshit. He’d never say “I’m sorry.”
tias, “I’m sorry that you didn’t like it”
Aganim, For $250000 I’m totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won’t be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️
Vent, I do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉
Track_Shovel, Y’all got any more of those unsolicited billionaire dick pics?
PhlubbaDubba, Nah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout
Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Excuse me it was a pony
vine, He showed her a pony?
wreckedcarzz, 
No no, a pony’s penis
ScruffyDucky, A clean pony for PP transaction
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