iAvicenna,

whatever happened to Faramir?

bob_lemon,

Store brand Aragorn?

iAvicenna, (edited )

yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

Blackmist,

Pippin is clearly the best character.

ComradeBunnie,
@ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone avatar

Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍

They’ve both got heart.

_lilith,

I’m going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

rmuk,

TOES

😩

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar
Toneswirly,

We could all use a Samwise in our lives

TransplantedSconie,

If we can’t find one, then you must become one for those around us.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

Bonje,
@Bonje@lemmy.world avatar

Hi. It’s me. I’m the potato. Please end it quickly.

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Shh! You’ll get boiled for that!

Holyhandgrenade, (edited )
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

He is you, the reader.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You forgot to say that you’re big and bearded.

Anticorp,

Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

banazir,
@banazir@lemmy.ml avatar

Ye, Sam is good.

lefixxx,

Also loyal AF

arken,

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

Chetzemoka,

Why you gotta call me out like that?

Aurenkin,

I see you

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

BolexForSoup,
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  • CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    Vinegar? As in that that fermented acid stuff that somehow can be used both as a cooking ingredient and a cleaning chemical? What does that have to do with anything?

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vinegar S…

    Vinegar Stroke

    The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

    CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    Who even names these things…

    Luckybuck,

    You can blame The League for that one. Very funny show.

    vexikron,

    At this point in the evolution of internet culture, I am going with either Tumblr, 4chan or 9gag users.

    The most terminally online, disconnected from the real world people.

    Sure, you can be addicted to Facebook, Insta or TikTok, but those people basically /might/ know that urban dictionary exists, but the idea that /they themselves can post to it/ is unlikely to occur, due to years of addiction to /only the platform i am on matters/ ideology.

    Could possibly be Twitter users but those people also seem likely to fall into the /one true social platform/ kind of thinking and fail to realize there are other intractable elements to internet websites outside of what is extremely popular.

    Skipper_the_Eyechild,

    Oh, I don’t know… the Internet spreads them faster, but sex has been around a tad longer. I’d expect most of these terms existed from before the internet even existed, or at least parallel to it.

    The one random one I just looked up, Dirty Sanchez, originated from the porn industry. Shock horror lol

    I think they’re mostly supposed to be fun/funny though, and not to be taken so seriously!

    tacosanonymous,

    Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

    i_stole_ur_taco,

    Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??

    Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

    PRECIOUS

    littlebluespark,
    @littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

    To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps

    thisbenzingring,

    Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps

    ::rubs fingers together::

    Cat’s can’t resist!

    Dasnap,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    Pancreas :)

    Albbi,

    🎶 My pancreas attracts every other

    Pancreas in the universe

    With a force proportional

    To the product of their masses

    And inversely proportional

    To the distance between them 🎶

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Wanna eat it? :3

    klemptor,
    @klemptor@startrek.website avatar

    Puppies!!!

    acockworkorange,

    Pussies

    littlebluespark,
    @littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

    Pedos

    Jimmyeatsausage,

    Come on guys…its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

    tacosanonymous,

    You really need a comma in there.

    onion,

    Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

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