klemptor

klemptor, 1 day ago

How is this man always so goddamn sexy?

klemptor, 1 day ago

Especially if you’re a Klingon

klemptor, 2 days ago

They’re multiplying

klemptor, 3 days ago

I’m familiar with the usage here but what does it mean to Gen Z?

klemptor, 3 days ago

Nope! Maybe my one-year-old niece babbled something like that once.

klemptor, 3 days ago

Every Temple student

klemptor, 2 days ago

Greetings from montco

klemptor, 2 days ago

Midwest

Thanks for this laugh

klemptor, 2 days ago

When in doubt, hoagie it out

klemptor, 1 day ago

Oh she is L O M G T H Y

klemptor, 1 day ago

I think the flower knew my pup was all it needed to look great! ;)

klemptor, 2 days ago

Their yachts have little helper yachts

klemptor, 3 days ago

To be really honest, your comment lacks organization and is sort of hard to follow. However, this stuck out at me:

I want to talk about the fact that people would rather be murdered by a bear, than potentially be near someone who could be violent.

I think this is a huge misunderstanding of the whole debate. Nobody wants to be murdered by a bear. But:

• The behavior of a random bear is a lot easier to predict than the behavior of a random man.
• Most men (of course not all) aren’t physically afraid of most women, and so a woman has a better chance of scaring off a bear than a man. Whenever I’m hiking in bear country, I make enough noise to advertise my presence to any bears nearby. This is generally enough to scare them off, but wouldn’t work on any man, regardless of whether or not he wanted to hurt me.
• Statistically speaking, bears rape and/or kill women way less often than men do. A bear isn’t going to block you from exiting a room, or slip something in your drink, or get angry if you refuse to give him your number, or follow you down the street catcalling you and laughing at you. A bear can’t lie to you to put you at ease so that you lower your guard. The fear of bears is pretty abstract for most people because they don’t spend a lot of time around them. But most women have at least one scary or violent personal experience with a man that creates a visceral fear and shapes her thinking going forward, especially because the first question she hears after a bad experience is something like “Well, why were you there? What were you wearing? Had you been drinking?” And we can’t quantify how dangerous any given unknown man is - we usually don’t know a man intends harm until he tries something. So we adopt a very earned mindset of self-preservation, because even if we do everything “right” there’s a prevailing attitude that we did something wrong.

If I’m considering situations I have a better chance of surviving unharmed, both statistics and personal experience tell me I’ve got a better chance with the bear, because I can predict the behavior of a bear and have a good chance of scaring it off, but I can’t predict the behavior of or scare off a random man.

klemptor, 1 day ago

All the leaves are green

But I still got my touque

'Cause I can’t forego style

When I’m posing for youuuuuu

(To the tune of California Dreamin’)

Hope this makes sense I’m a little bit high

klemptor, 6 days ago

These teefs cannot be contained.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/0b7d23ce-dfc8-451d-806b-94ba6d4af449.jpeg

klemptor, 5 days ago

Slept-in smoky eye

klemptor, 4 days ago

Pointy drippy snooooot! 🖤

klemptor, 4 days ago

Do I spot not just one, but two zoom noodles?! 😍

klemptor, 5 days ago

OMG please give that pup a smooch for me!

klemptor, 5 days ago

I really like the Harry & David’s chocolate covered cherries. Also malt balls, Good n Plentys, Ferrero Rocher, popcorn and peach jelly bellies, and anything with a dark chocolate ganache.

klemptor, 6 days ago

So I can crash on your couch when Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo starts? Cool, cool.

klemptor, 6 days ago

I’m a pacifist, so no, I don’t think I could live with myself if I took another person’s life, unless it were in self-defense. I would nope the fuck outta the country though, and relinquish citizenship.

klemptor, 5 days ago

Oh shit count me in!