Miautteo, (edited )

Recently 5 Billionaires died due to overexposure. It is really dangerous

mindbleach,

Instantly fatal!

Ghost33313,
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At that dosage, in that short of time, absolutely.

Hailstorm8440,

I can believe that the first post I made is 1.4k updoots

Rawdogg,

Guarantee this thread will be taken seriously by some people

average_internet_enjoyer,

I am not one of those people, but man that was a good caption. Lots of people always forget it’s a “reverse scale”.

sndrtj,

Everyone who has ever consumed dihydrogenmonoxide will die!

PlantDadManGuy,

Some people say if you heat it up above 100° c it evaporates and it can burn your children!

Vespair,

This joke was barely passable when we were 12yr olds telling it on the school. How the fuck a bunch of adults just upvoted this meme I cannot begin to fathom…

neptune,

On Lemmy, no one knows you’re a dog.

MeetInPotatoes,

A full one third of the population of the United States cannot name even one branch of government, only 26% can name all three. The meme still works because people are still dumb and you can easily make fun of them over the stuff we knew when we were 12.

Godric,

Oh no, the huge meme community has jokes everyone gets :,(

I too wish there were more memes that only Smart™ people like us could understand, what a world we live in where humor isn’t niche

Vespair,

Bro it’s not that they’re easy to comprehend, it’s that they’re tired, stale, and trite. Peak boomer humor.

Come on man, do you really want to see “new hip kid on the block” lemmy immediately leapfrog over reddit and dive straight into becoming Facebook memes?

Have some fucking standards, goddamn.

akariii,

“am i out of touch for not finding this meme funny?nayh… it must be the manchildren!”

catherine_fish,

And for years it’s literally falling from the sky. Why government allow it ? I’ve made my research and it’s seems chemtrails are actually made of dihydrogen monoxide!

Karyoplasma,

It’s also highly addictive and humans develop such a strong dependency that withdrawal is fatal.

pastermil,

It also can have a fatal overdose effect!

reddit_sux,

I think it is a strong base with pOH of 7.

disconnectikacio, (edited )

Thats dangerous! I will take it to my government (orban and comrades), to create a new hate/fear campaign! 🤣

MrSilkworm,

People: You should drink at least 2 lt of dihydrogen monoxid daily. Me: Are you stupid? Fish fuck in it!

HawlSera,

Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

HumbertTetere,

Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.

If the body decays, that’s a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.

hackris,

Why do they keep it a secret?

InputZero,

Big dihydrogen monoxide. Private dihydrogen monoxide companies made approx. $303 billion globally in 2022. This number doesn’t include governments selling this stuff too. No one tells you that on the low end this stuff kills 300,000 + people a year globally. Look-up in Google “HOH chemical”, and you’ll learn everything you need to know about dihydrogen monoxide.

hackris,

Damn, sounds like an incredibly dangerous chemical

CosmicTurtle,

I don’t need to Google anything because you used some big words to make me feel scared! I can now confidently say to people I did my research!

newIdentity,

It’s also a base although a weak one

Spliffman1,

Whatever name we give it the shit is deadly… Let’s not argue over naming, let’s unite against this common enemy

ProvokedGamer,
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Every single person on Earth has died/will die after ingesting it.

aCatNamedVirtute,

I love all the comments 🫀

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