PrettyFlyForAFatGuy,

my life in a nutshell

Alexmitter,
Alexmitter avatar

Switching that enjoyable food with a grapefruit will cut up to 90% of the remaining will to live.

dingus,

Reminds me of this classic Simpsons scene: https://youtu.be/UHBT995mFcI

corm,
corm avatar

diabetus

Xylinna,
@Xylinna@lemmy.world avatar

Exercise and live longer or video games. Yup, video games it is.

LostCause,

Living is pretty expensive, I‘m just making good financial decisions here. By investing money into video games instead of life, I can save hundreds of thousands in housing cost, food cost, electricity costs, childcare costs and much more.

Not only that, but this change can also help save nature and the climate, cause if I just die early, then I don‘t have children who also save on these costs, and then their non-existent descendants also save and so on, and in a 1000 years there is like idk a few thousand less people driving around in cars and building houses and razing forests to the ground than there would be if I hadn‘t invested into video games.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

"That'll be $293,725,252,728, after insurance."

herzberd,
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Hey be glad you had insurance because otherwise you’d be paying $293,725,252,748

madmaurice,
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No I wouldn't. I would be dead.

aphonefriend,

In freedom money*

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