for a grand total of 3-and-a-half minutes of the sounds of an electrified salmon being recorded over a landline

Really ought’a be illegal to have filler tracks, especially from a band who delivers one new album for every third Pope. Fuckin’ heartbreaking.

EDIT: I suck at memeing, so I have to explain: I was talking about the promise of X-number of tracks on an upcoming album, only to get the album and discover that that number is significantly lower when you skip the fizzing and crackling filler tracks. I know the length of the album as a whole is “album length”, because the individual songs are often very long, but it still feels like I’ve been tricked. And I don’t wish to deny the band their right to artistically express themselves through buzzes, zips and whizzes 👍

essell,

Sounds like some prime music to me.

Blackout,
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Who does TOOL think they are anyways? This injustice will keep them off Carson Daly's Total Request Live.

fleabomber,
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Aren’t the other ones ten years long?

Album,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

Band known for concept albums makes concept album, fans enraged.

MrJameGumb,
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Yes how dare Tool use filler tracks to realize the artistic vision of their own album?!?! We demand LONGER TRACKS!!!

QUANTITY OVER QUALITY I SAY!!!

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I WANT A 15 MINUTE TOOL SONG AND I WANT IT TO HAVE ZERO SUBSTANCE AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

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