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Little known fact: Woz would show up to work in the early days of Apple dressed like Bea Arthur.

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Steve Jobs would sometimes show up looking like Greta Garbo in Mata Hari. In hindsight it's easy to see the diverting vision between the 2 founders.

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Don't worry, according to the cruise line director the party did not stop for a second and the New Jersey Champagne kept flowing! Bwah-buh-buh-BWAAAAHHHH

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If anaconda is still a metaphor then I gladly will take death

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This one is great cause everyone's face would light up as you bring in the pizza box. Their glossy eyes fixed upon the revealing of the most perfect food. Suddenly all their smiles turn to tears and frowns as they see you ruined it with the anchovies. Sadness and the stench of nasty fish now fill the room.

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I have nothing against warped wood, but when it makes a 45° bend halfway in I grab a different one

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Entire stock as of 5/6/24. I didnt even notice it was smaller than usual, busy trying to find the only-slightly warped boards.

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It's possible they stocked the wrong thing, but it was rung up as Pressure-Treated so maybe they applied the wrong barcode?

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That's possible. I just moved from CA to MI 2 years ago. I know they were 1.5 then because I built alot of props and temp walls with it. I was reusing a 3d printed joint I designed to make a garden trellis when I noticed the wood didnt fit like before.

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This was pre-job time :) Testing a 3d printed joint with it when I noticed the wood was very undersized.

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Yeah Lockheed always gets the job done right. Usually a decade late and a trillion dollars over budget but the job gets done!

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Yeah but it is theorized that kdot already has nukes, far ahead of when Drake's council of generals predicted he would get them. Drake's only option now would be to close all borders and start up with the god propaganda with his people.

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You tell them never fight uphill me boys?

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Aluminum is great, until you want to machine it. Then it's a gummy piece of shit.

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A metal as hard as my heart

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Trump just announced the new chief counsel is Dewey, Cheetum & Howe. They previously represented the Car Talk guys and this year expect to finally pass the bar after their 40th attempt.

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I don't care who you are, you shouldn't give your children crack. IANAL

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The ring wants who it wants. Frodo was just hotter get over it

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If you can commit an evil with food or water rest assured, Nestle® is on it.

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If wearing diapers makes you a man then I'm William Leroy Taft, 23rd presadent of the United States

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