White House says Israel has agreed to stop bombing Gaza for only 4 hours each day

usa_suxxx, 6 months ago

They agree to give their soldiers a lunch break

panopticon, 6 months ago

How much of that is the time it takes to land, refuel, rearm, get lunch and coffee, use the toilet, be briefed on new targets, hail Satan, and take off again

Edit: also they’re not gonna wait the rest of the four hours

jack, 6 months ago

Folks, we’re doing 16% less genocide

Evilphd666, 6 months ago

This is so cynical. Cartoon villian evil.

Oh fine I suppose we can break for lunch and I need a couple hours bullshit to other countries to arrest their citzens making me feel bad about my final solution.

RNAi, 6 months ago

The Onion can’t keep up

coeliacmccarthy, 6 months ago

humanitarian lunch break

Aryuproudomenowdaddy, 6 months ago

This is how the adults in the room find compromise. maybe-later-kiddo