On October 12, 1944, Chuck Yeager became ace in a day. Two of these kills were downed without firing a single shot, when two Messerschmitts crashed into each other. (sh.itjust.works)
It was later determined the crash was caused by the gravitation disruption of Yeager’s massive balls.
Apparently North Korea is launching balloons filled with poop over South Korea (sh.itjust.works)
time.com/…/north-korea-south-balloons-trash-feces…