In honor of the White House cocaine news… what are your favorite (Diamond) Joe Biden Onion articles?

In honor of the #whitehouse #cocaine news, I would like to present to you some of my favorite articles about Joe #Biden . Who I can only assume was the owner of said #cocaine . “Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway” https://www.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732 “Biden Working His Way Through Scratch-Off Tickets During Obama's Swearing-In” https://www.theonion.com/biden-working-his-way-through-scratch-off-tickets-durin-1819574404 Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting https://www.theonion.com/biden-has-guy-named-worm-sit-in-for-him-at-cabinet-meet-1819575323