GhostOnTheHalfShell, (edited ) to ai
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Apr 20

4 min

It's not me doing the smoking.

https://youtu.be/90RuBUg0DR4

Paperposts, to Humor
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This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people

metin, to scifi
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faab64, to Humor

Gardening humor

It's old but I always find it funny!

#Humor #Gardening #Slugs #Snails

JSharp1436, to Humor
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:twitter:
Editorial and Political Cartoons

returntosender, to animals
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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I only bring snacks that are easy to throw.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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As a cat wig hater, I’m just going to drop this here. (Do not test me with a bouffant or a buzz cut.)

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

wmj1102, to Funny

I was so unpopular at school they called me "Batteries.”

I'm never included in anything. #Funny #Comedy #Humor #Puns #DadJokes

ZachWeinersmith, to comics
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SergKoren, to Life
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Touch base with someone you haven’t seen in over a year. Remind them you’re still a pain.

markarayner, to Humor
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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And then Benny snapped.

# Humour.

adamsdesk, to Funny
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It's that time of the week for another comic strip on Throwback Thursday.

Kindergarten, circa 2006
by @ChrisPirillo & Brad Fitzpatrick

https://www.flickr.com/photos/lockergnome/500463836/

License: Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/

hankg, to Humor
SergKoren, to Humor
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“Smoking or non-smoking?”

“Airplane.”

SergKoren, to Life
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Find some humor in your life and exploit it.

SergKoren, to Humor
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Isn’t a baby shower just a baptism?

#humor

markarayner, to GenX
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And don't get me started on the whole no physical menu thing.

returntosender, to animals
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are you kidding?
he will sleep in your bed

GregCocks, to martialartsmemes
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As A USGS Employee Working In Spatial Data: hehehehehehehehe

https://xkcd.com/2920/ <-- link to XKCD cartoon

"The standard North American NAD83 coordinate system is misaligned from the actual Earth, off-centre by about 7 feet. Someone knows where I am, and I'm in the wrong place."
#GIS #spatial #mapping #humour #humor #datums #coordinatesystems #NAD83 #NAVD88 #mappymeme #survey #USGS #NGS #benchmark #surveymarker #NorthAmerica #geodetic #geodesy
@XKCD

mpax, to Jokes
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What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

14 carrot earring

markarayner, to Humor
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I don't know how they knew setting this this to Ave Maria would be ten times funnier, but it is! [sound on, or watch once without sound and then turn on the sound, like I did]

Slow motion shot of a man doing a backflip on a bouldery beach and trying to kick a football -- he barely touches it and then lands on his face. It is set to the song Ave Maria.

metin, to Meme
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