GhostOnTheHalfShell, (edited ) to ai avatar

Apr 20

4 min

It's not me doing the smoking.

Paperposts, to Humor avatar

This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people

metin, to scifi avatar
faab64, to Humor

Gardening humor

It's old but I always find it funny!

#Humor #Gardening #Slugs #Snails

JSharp1436, to Humor avatar

Editorial and Political Cartoons

returntosender, to animals avatar
bloodravenlib, to books avatar
MissPixiePancake, to Humor avatar

I only bring snacks that are easy to throw.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor avatar

As a cat wig hater, I’m just going to drop this here. (Do not test me with a bouffant or a buzz cut.)

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

wmj1102, to Funny

I was so unpopular at school they called me "Batteries.”

I'm never included in anything. #Funny #Comedy #Humor #Puns #DadJokes

ZachWeinersmith, to comics avatar
SergKoren, to Life avatar

Touch base with someone you haven’t seen in over a year. Remind them you’re still a pain.

markarayner, to Humor avatar
MissPixiePancake, to Humor avatar

And then Benny snapped.

# Humour.

adamsdesk, to Funny avatar

It's that time of the week for another comic strip on Throwback Thursday.

Kindergarten, circa 2006
by @ChrisPirillo & Brad Fitzpatrick

License: Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs

hankg, to Humor
SergKoren, to Humor avatar

“Smoking or non-smoking?”


SergKoren, to Life avatar

Find some humor in your life and exploit it.

SergKoren, to Humor avatar

Isn’t a baby shower just a baptism?


markarayner, to GenX avatar

And don't get me started on the whole no physical menu thing.

returntosender, to animals avatar

are you kidding?
he will sleep in your bed

GregCocks, to martialartsmemes avatar

As A USGS Employee Working In Spatial Data: hehehehehehehehe <-- link to XKCD cartoon

"The standard North American NAD83 coordinate system is misaligned from the actual Earth, off-centre by about 7 feet. Someone knows where I am, and I'm in the wrong place."
#GIS #spatial #mapping #humour #humor #datums #coordinatesystems #NAD83 #NAVD88 #mappymeme #survey #USGS #NGS #benchmark #surveymarker #NorthAmerica #geodetic #geodesy

mpax, to Jokes avatar

What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

14 carrot earring

markarayner, to Humor avatar

I don't know how they knew setting this this to Ave Maria would be ten times funnier, but it is! [sound on, or watch once without sound and then turn on the sound, like I did]

Slow motion shot of a man doing a backflip on a bouldery beach and trying to kick a football -- he barely touches it and then lands on his face. It is set to the song Ave Maria.

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