Oh boy, extra bathroom breaks? I'm going work a triple shift to impress the boss!

HandsomePotatoe, 10 months ago

Did I miss something? I know about the pee bottles in warehouses, but more meme about that serviced.

Rostby, 10 months ago

Bezos is the real life monopoly man

Got_Bent, 10 months ago

Place I used to work stopped doing pizza parties because nobody wanted to eat it.

So they replaced it with McAlester’s deli.

So

Many

Sandwiches

I don’t hate the place in and of itself, but I cannot stomach eating there because I associate it with the shitty place I used to work.

Roundcat, 10 months ago

I don't hate sandwiches, but I DESPISE premade sandwhiches as a catering or party option.

Guaranteed the meat is going to be dry af, even if it just came from the store, there is going to be some topping you don't like/can't eat, and the sandwhich is going to be DESTROYED with mayonnaise. I'm talking probably used half a jar on each individual piece.

And there are always so many left. They beg people to take them home. What they can't pass off sits in the office, in the breakroom fridge, where ever else for ages until someone ends up having to clean out the moldy remains.

No one has ever come into to work one day, looked at the table, and said "Oh boy! Subway!"

someguy3, 10 months ago

And ladies maybe even a whole day off after you give birth!

bappity, 10 months ago

for your hard work, you get a free bonus pack of starburst gummy sweets!! 😀

keeb420, 10 months ago

thats after you work there 30+ years and are retiring.

Uprise42, 10 months ago

Such a shame everyone keeps getting fired in the end of the 29th year. Why did you have to drop the can of baked beans Martha? No it doesn’t matter that it didn’t break or dent, you still dropped it

Roundcat, 10 months ago

So that's none of us.