Got_Bent

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Got_Bent,

I think that might be an option with at least two of the three

Got_Bent,

Beeeeetlejuice

Got_Bent,

Wisconsin has a big Hmong population, all of whom came to the US legally. Holy hell the things I’ve heard people say about them. As if they’re not even human. This sentiment doesn’t surprise me at all.

There's apparently a Reddit activity streak achievement system now. (lemmy.world)

I just noticed this when I saw a strange “Achievement Unlocked” notification pop up on Reddit. What do you think of this? It seems like a retention tactic to me, like what Amino had with its streak leaderboards, and GameFAQs currently has with streak achievements for logging on ten days in a row and also for all days of a...

Got_Bent,

Makes it tempting to start logging in again and making daily comments consisting of nothing but random punctuation marks.

Got_Bent,

This is the thirteenth year of my illustrious career in accounting. You really get to see the dark underbelly of humanity.

I used to be a social person.

Now I’m a misanthropic agoraphobe who generally avoids human interaction to the fullest extent possible.

Fifty percent of this is the people I work for and the general environment, the other fifty percent is how dishonest and abusive the clients can be.

Anytime you’re dealing with somebody’s personal finances, it gets ugly. I’m sure that insurance has parallels to my experience.

Got_Bent,

This got me curious if one could buy land in some remote unicorporated area to avoid any tax jurisdictions, but it seems that there would at the very least be county level taxes.

Got_Bent,

I swear the federal governments that killed off entire populations of native Americans and authorized the recapture of escaped slaves were less childish and vindictive than today’s GOP.

Got_Bent,

So bonobo porn is like, “Check out this naturally flat chest as she takes his massively small manhood!”

Got_Bent,

Is she the one who was doing that weird hyperventilating rebuttal to the state of the union address?

Got_Bent,

I wouldn’t even be an Uber driver or an airport shuttle driver in Texas the way that law is worded.

Got_Bent,

I miss my dogs so so much, but since I live alone and work ungodly hours these days, I don’t see dog ownership happening again until retirement. As things presently stand, I cannot be the owner a dog deserves.

Got_Bent,

Awww, whatsa matter little Clarence? You can dish it but not take it?

In a conversation with his law clerks two years following his confirmation, The New York Times reported Thomas expressed his desire to serve on the court until the year 2034.

“The liberals made my life miserable for 43 years,” a former clerk remembered Thomas – who was 43 years old when confirmed – saying, according to The New York Times. “And I’m going to make their lives miserable for 43 years.”

Got_Bent,

Don’t underestimate the magic of presidential healthcare.

Nixon was the last president to die before his nineties.

If Trump were a regular person like the rest of us, he’d likely already be dead, but whatever voodoo those presidential doctors perform, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him zombie along for another twenty years.

Got_Bent,

If there’s no corresponding regulation on rent prices, minimum wage is irrelevant.

Raise the minimum wage to a bazillion dollars? Great! Rent is now three hundred bajillion!

Got_Bent,

So I’m curious. When you feel compelled to shit on some random Internet stranger with no apparent substantiation beyond general anger, do you prefer virtual toilet paper or a digital bidet?

You tell me I’ve no evidence, and that’s pretty much true as I’m just making a casual remark, but you’re taking it upon yourself to verbally attack me with words like toxic without providing any basis yourself.

The rest of this conversation is level headed, some agreeing, some disagreeing, some expanding on the thought.

But you’ve just got to scratch that Internet hemorrhoidal itch.

Got_Bent,

Coke is always better at McDonald’s.

Got_Bent,

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Got_Bent,

Hey man, when the serial killing manifests itself just remember I’ll always make you a kick-ass bloody Mary and I’ll never ask you to play Scrabble.

Got_Bent,

I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.

Got_Bent,

I’ve had really good luck with archive.md

Got_Bent,

So what happens if there’s a bear at the jamboree?

Got_Bent,

The only thing of this ilk that I’ve participated in is sending interns to the supply room for a box of checkmarks.

Joke was on them. There was no supply room.

Got_Bent,

The future is either going to be very very lonely or very very gay.

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