NedRyerson,

Sorry guys I just took it. Now, 0 jobs.

BaldProphet,
BaldProphet avatar

I wonder how bad the reputational damage all these layoffs is? I wouldn't be surprised if those big tech companies have a bit of trouble when they start hiring again.

crusa187,

I suspect there are plenty of fresh college grads eager to fill those roles when the time comes. So, their quality of hiring might suffer, and so too will the quality of their products.

Of course, if AI can solve for program correctness by then, this is all moot =] maybe they’re banking on that.

Kusimulkku,

Time to learn 2 code

RacoonVegetable,

You’ll make so much money!

magic_lobster_party,

I’m at least happy head hunters stopped spamming my LinkedIn

velox_vulnus,

So, back to farming, eh? Like the good old days. I wish to trade my laptop for two goats. Anyone interested?

milkjug,

Best I can do is a JPEG of a goat, but singular. One goat.

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