schizanon,

I was diagnosed with , so I know I'm not cut out for it, but deep down there's a part of me that wants to walk into a coffee shop and just strike up a conversation with the barista. I don't actually want to say or hear anything. I just want to not stand awkwardly while they make my coffee.

ak,
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@schizanon Go there 30 times, and order the same thing. Then on the 31st time, order something different. That’ll likely lead to a conversation 😅

schizanon,

@ak my coffee is super boring, and I rotate coffee shops during the week so nobody catches feelings.

Unfortunately the Arby's drive-thru guy has clocked me and now greets me by name which is hugely embarassing.

ak,
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@schizanon I am pretty sure the other shops would recognize you too if you go there once a week. They mostly just respect your conversational preferences.

schizanon,

@ak I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want to want to be an extrovert, but I don't really

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