tilton, The first piece of networking code I ever wrote was in 1994, and I wrote it to avoid working on some college project that was going poorly. To reflect my mood at the time, I named it "fuckmed", as in "Fuck Me Daemon". It listened for connections on a TCP port. When it received one, it simply wrote out the string "you are really fucked" and then closed the connection.
I guess I've always been this way.