This is because my children are part of a religion which was created roughly 2000 years ago, 4000 years after its adherents believe this planet was created. Therefore, when the ancestors I believe I had before the creation of Christianity got to Heaven, God just went “psyche, too early dick head” and condemned them to purgatory for no good fucking reason.
God didn’t give the ten commandments until the jews had left Egypt, that’s over s thousand years where you could covet your neighbour’s ass as much as you like.
“We want to have the opportunity to bring those babies to the light. We can’t save their souls from eternal hellfire if they never have a chance to be born and know Christ.”
And then my reply would be…
“But like, doesn’t that default send them to heaven and make the job easier? I mean, if you actually want to save their souls maybe you should be for abortion as it is a guarantee.”
I don’t know what they’d say next, but I’m sure they wouldn’t budge.
Yeah they all said they went to purgatory at one point, I can’t remember how long for but the idea was they burn until they suffered like Jesus and can go to heaven
Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” Matthew 19:14
This pastor: “No, only my children, not these others.”
There are days I wish all that religious stuff would be real so I could be sure he goes to hell and on his way Jesus slaps him in his face. Once for every evil tweet, no twice at least.
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