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Slwh47696, in Christian propaganda flyer in 1980s predicting what the future would look like

Somehow free birth control and sexual orientation counseling are supposed to be bad?

hdnsmbt,

Yes, enjoying sex is bad. God gave you those nerve endings but doesn’t want you to use them because logic.

Binthinkin, in Christian posts about how Islam has claimed thousands of lives while forgetting that their religion has done the same thing.

Christians are so dumb and it’s been their entire existence unfortunately. They helped the Roman Empire crumble, their half of it devolved into the Dark Ages for a long time and when it got too much the worst ones moved to America and that’s how we got Trump.

henfredemars, in The "Truth"

What about his book makes you think he’s conservative?

Uranium3006, in Evangelicals created the Bless Every Home app which maps the personal information of immigrants and non-Christians in a bid to conduct door-to-door religious conversions and “prayerwalking”
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they're preparing to round people up by data gathering. this must be stop

Bipta,

This is absolutely it.

Bipta,

This is absolutely it.

0ops, in Christian propaganda flyer in 1980s predicting what the future would look like

Ok, but that “my ancestor” is shirt is actually sick and I’d wear it

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston,
ZosoRocks3,

Thank you

KeefChief13,

I swear ive seen this exact same post with this exact same comment

0ops,

Last time I saw this post it was on infinity for Reddit

Rottcodd, in wE cAn'T sAy mErRy ChRiStMaS aNyMoRe
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It's weird - in all the years that I've been seeing and hearing this stuff about this "war on Christmas," the one thing I've never seen or even heard of is anybody actually being punished in any way for saying "Merry Christmas."

Alto,
Alto avatar

Well of course, because for all intents and purposes nobody is going to care if you tell them Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays, because everyone understands the intent.

The only people who think there's a war on Christmas also think not being allowed to enforce their theocracy means they're being oppressed.

guyrocket, in lol
guyrocket avatar

This reminds me of a woman I worked with.

She said "You know, that saying "SOL". It means Sorry Out of Luck."

I explained after I stopped laughing at her.

JackGreenEarth,

Never heard of that abbreviation before, just Sol meaning our sun. What does it actually mean?

gborg,

Sh*t out of luck.

JackGreenEarth,

Oh, so not so different from what she thought.

theodewere, in Biden says trans people are made in the image of God. Ben Shabibo disagrees
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so if he "created them male AND female", then perhaps only transgender people are truly made in God's image

exocrinous,

This is actually the opinion of the Bugis people of Indonesia. Only the Bissu, transgender priests, can talk to the gods.

BakedGoods, in Pastor advises Christians to get rid of “secular music & friends” because they are “satan’s windows into your life”

Sick cultists should be locked away.

Binthinkin, in Yeah. Sure they will.

I had this gf that I thought was smart until she told me she hadn’t read any of the books in her library and would just sleep with them under her pillow to get the information needed.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That would be a neat trick.

But unless she blends them with skimmed milk and drinks them for breakfast, she won’t learn much. I hope you told her.

YeetPics, in Doug Wilson , a preacher , wants the 1st Amendment of the Constitution to be interpreted so it only applies to Christians( ie he wants a theocracy)
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

This guy touches children

SGG, in Christian nutjob stamped all her ones

Given how many striper g strings those 1 would have been in, probably cancels each other out?

Potatos_are_not_friends, (edited ) in When all other messaging fails so you appeal to people’s foot fetish

Weird question. When Jehovah witnesses or Mormons knock on my door, when I ask them to do this, is it creepy?

What if I lock eyes while they wash?

What if I quietly moan every few seconds?

But like, it’s for Jesus though.

Rayspekt,

Please tell us when you've tried it.

chatokun,

Ex-JW here; they wouldn’t do it. Jesus needed to do it to show a metaphor or something, but as he is the better model blah blah, no need to copy exactly.

TragicNotCute, in This has to be satire
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I went down a whole rabbit hole of learning about different sects of Islam the other day. It’s interesting that basically all the fluids from the body are impure, but semen isn’t.

ivanafterall,
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I wonder why. "Don't worry, baby, it's totally pure!"

Bonehead,

That makes perfect sense. After all, every sperm is sacred.

hemko, (edited )

It’s because piss drinking is gross, swallowing cum based

Flyswat,

I guess otherwise it amounts to saying that human beings are created out of impure liquid

Gork, in This has to be satire

That guy definitely jizzes on his sheets and doesn’t wash them.

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