"As long as I shoot up before the sun rises, it’s halal.”

Yes, I know I’m stretching the limits of what should be posted here as this isn’t actual Religious Cringe…but it is funny*. Magnanimous as the mods are, I’m sure you’ll allow me this largesse on today’s holiday overlap. Happy Ramadan Homestretch, my infidels! Only 9-ish days (maybe) before Eid Al-Fitr!

anon,

You cannot even use the excuse of being sick as if you are sick you do not need to fast (with some asterisks). This is totally embarrassing…

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I laughed way too hard with this. My coworkers who are religious are constantly going, “Well if I do it this way, it’s fine.”

raoulraoul,
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“The letter vs the spirit”, I suppose. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Lanky_Pomegranate530,
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It’s alright we are way more relaxed on the weekends. Therefore you are not breaking any rules.

raoulraoul,
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