MashedTech, It’s not going to give a good blowjob.
Undearius, 
Speak for yourself.
mindbleach,
IHawkMike,
ChaoticNeutralCzech, Randall made the same kind of joke in what-if.xkcd.com/141/ – can you find it?
samus12345, 
Luvs2Spuj, This game really messed up having no separation between power and air. You could get smashed out by goombas on land then just have a little dip to recharge. Part of the charm I suppose, I love that game.
Narrrz, when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore
peopleproblems, When evolution needed an immediate hot fix for the eel to swallow
flango, Making good use of it :
Neato, 
MonkderZweite, Why have teet at the front then?
Neato, Front teeth grab prey. The inner jaws grab it again and pull it back to help it swallow large prey.
rustydrd, 
Man, fuck that. How can I unread this?
Aurenkin, My name is jawn daker
tchotchony, When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel, that’s a moray!
nomecks, When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, thats a Moray!
Kranerian, 
If it lurks on a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray!
Masimatutu, When you think it’s a carp but the teeth are too sharp, that’s a moray!
hansl, When a grid’s misaligned with another behind, that’s a Moiré!
anarchrist, When you’ve viewed all the smut…but what just went up her butt? That’s a moray!
Masimatutu, Dang, you beat me to it. But wtf tho
FooBarrington, When your fleshlight starts biting and doesn’t stop fighting, that’s a moray!
DefyTheLegends, When you meet an aquatic stranger and feel like you’re in danger, that’s a moray!
Arghblarg, 
So that’s what inspired Giger’s Alien mouth-in-mouth horror then? Yikes.
TotalFat, It was a goblin shark, but this seems more relevant…
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