no thanks, crystal mami
MinekPo1, 
I cannot read this as girls into crystals / girls into geology but my brain always interprets it as in girls who are (made of) crystal / girls who are (made of) geology
Asafum, My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence “most people don’t realize (our area) is…”
“mostly Quartz!”
I still miss her… She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don’t think she misses me lmao
wheeldawg, Who is dating these women anyway?
That’s cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.
ZILtoid1991, I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me…
nocteb, They are just that “down to earth”.
Colour_me_triggered, I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.
Colour_me_triggered, Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.
Geobloke, Good cleavage though
Colour_me_triggered, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)
TIL: mods don’t understand geology jokes.
captainlezbian, That’s my hope
Lucien, 
Eh, depends. If it’s the around-the-neck kind of crystals, no way. If it’s in a radio circuit, now, that’s a different story.
Senseless, God damn it, they’re minerals, Marie!
sirico, 
Why is everything purple?
gimpchrist, 
Half of my house is rocks… I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist…Wanna see?
Heartwotalk, Yes
wewbull, As long as you don’t have any puppies.
Kalkaline, (edited ) 
😑✋ Drake format of this meme
😌👉 LeVar Burton format of this meme
Omega_Haxors, Someone told me that drake was a creep and I instantly believed it because why else would this nobody get a meme format out of nowhere?
swag_money, dating geology guys < dating stoned guys
hazeebabee, But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?
Twelve20two, How I’m trynna be
zaphod, What’s wrong with geology guys?
TheBat, 
fossilesque, 
Those are those weird pedos, pedologists.
fossilesque,
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