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Yeah that’s why edgy comedian like Jimmy Carr has released 2 Netflix specials in last 3 years. And he, unlike Seinfeld, isn’t whining about ‘kids these days’.

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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Those who don’t will soon find out about the dangers of raw milk.

If those tradfluencers could read they’d be very upset.

TheBat,
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Gay lumberjack bear.

TheBat,
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As a man, I’d never be stuck in a forest with Kate.

Forests are scary. Can’t we go to a zoo?

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Sorry, we only have budget for Infrastructure Weak™

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Keep the same production design though. That was fucking fantastic.

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Disney is making Mufasa prequel.

Fuck the Mouse.

hollywoodreporter.com/…/mufasa-the-lion-king-trai…

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Kumbha (कुंभ) means pot/jug in many Indian languages.

TheBat,
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And they could also get Jews out of Europe by giving them the promised land. Very convenient.

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You’re not going to like the future then

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Joann vs Joanne

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How is a lingerie brand relevant here?

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cb46f335-0aad-4976-89ca-dc95e28e5fde.jpeg

TheBat,
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You’re comparing race to ideology. Not a fair comparison.

You can choose to be (or not to be) a feminist. You can’t choose your race.

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How many black folks do you see bragging on social media about committing crimes and getting endorsements from other black people? The way posts like KillAllMen or any other such posts get traction on social media?

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Enough self-proclaimed feminists do.

Which in turn make some men feel alienated and push them towards content creators like Peterson or Tate.

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It doesn’t feel like a minority of vocal extremists when such posts are getting engagement and barely any other feminists are calling it out.

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Listen, if I have to specifically follow what these feminists say about ‘man-hating’ content that is going viral, then that’s not very useful.

Because even if I know these feminists don’t agree what’s being posted, their views have low visibility compared to misandrist content which doesn’t help the victimization that other young men are feeling.

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Ok. It seems like you’re not able to understand what I’m saying. Bye.

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Ok, dumbass

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Also, you’re fat

South Dakota governor, a potential Trump running mate, writes in new book about killing her dog (apnews.com)

The Guardian obtained a copy of Noem’s soon-to-be released book, “No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward.” In it, she tells the story of the ill-fated Cricket, a 14-month-old wirehaired pointer she was training for pheasant hunting....

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She wasn’t training the dog.

She kept it with her older dogs and expected it to learn from them.

What a rotten cunt.

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