My Tesla vehicle won't charge
Because it's too cold outside they say
It's been sitting here in parking lot
All Sunday, Monday, and today
Supercharge me fast, the car told me
So I drove it here oh so very quick
Then its lights went out, the screen went dead
The batteries won't charge, not even one lick
They said--we'll save the world, sent rockets to space!
Teslas are the future! See us on Mars!
But I think, we're grounded here, because as you can see
That billionaire's car has zero charging bars!
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