drahardja,
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

Must…resist…making…limerick…

“Cyber Stuck: First Tesla Cybertruck On Nantucket Has A Rough Day”

https://nantucketcurrent.com/news/cyber-stuck-first-tesla-cybertruck-on-nantucket-has-a-rough-day

ukuku,
@ukuku@mstdn.social avatar

@drahardja oh, let me help!!!

There once was a douche from Nantucket, saw a beach in his Cybertruck and said “fuck it”, he sank in the muck, while people yelled, “you suck”, now he’s digging it out with a bucket.

hornblower,
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@drahardja

There once was a man from Nantucket whose Roses were red violets were blue, the is a piece of poo.

aulia,
@aulia@mementomori.social avatar

@drahardja A tech bro was once in Nantucket
Saw the beach and he decided to truck it
He pushed his luck
On his Cybertruck
Now it’s stuck on sand, the dumb schmuck

Webwasp,
@Webwasp@mas.to avatar

@drahardja A Cybertruck on Nantucket's shore,
Found its wheels trapped, couldn't drive more.
In the sand, it was stuck,
Elon's truck out of luck,
A rough day, with onlookers galore!

drahardja,
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar
integerpoet,
@integerpoet@sfba.social avatar

@drahardja No you mustn’t.

sgt1372,
@sgt1372@sfba.social avatar

@drahardja As the driver of the who crashed on Skyline and this CyberTruck driver prove, rich guys who can afford to buy expensive cars aren't necessarily intelligent and/or experienced drivers.

LOL!!! 🤦‍♂️

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