b_rain, 2 hours ago to Humor German

Ich, auf dem Fahrrad in einem Schlechten Teil der Stadt™: Rote Ampel. Keiner kommt. Ich will fahren. Gegenüber laufen zwei Kinder rum.
Ich: Hmm Vorbildfunktion… andererseits ist bei Kindern in einem Schlechten Teil der Stadt™ wahrscheinlich eh schon alles zu spät…
fahre drüber
K1: Ey, nicht bei Rot!
K2: Das macht man nicht!
Ich: Ja, du hast ja Recht…
K1: Ich sag's meiner Mutter!
Ich: Mach das!
😂 Ok, da hatte ich mich wohl ziemlich verschätzt!
@mastobikes_de #humor #fahrrad

mptpro, 8 hours ago to Humor

#olinmiller #humor #fun #profoundepiphanies #showerthoughts #witty

Alleman, 8 hours ago to animals

Observation point
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

mpax, 9 hours ago to Jokes

Why Was The Wind Turbine Blushing?

It Broke Wind
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

adamsdesk, 14 hours ago to Funny

Let's get some laughs for Throwback Thursday with this classic comic.

No-one likes Clippy, circa 2009
by Agent-X Comics

https://www.agent-x.com.au/comic/no-one-likes-clippy/

#ThrowbackThursday #tbt #funny #humour #humor #tech #technology #ComicStrip

markarayner, 18 hours ago to Humor

Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs

fernandez, 20 hours ago to comics German

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#Vater #vatertag #Geburtstag #cartoon #comics #humor #gegendenstrich

sergeant, 21 hours ago to scifi Dutch

#SciFi #Art #Humor

kubikpixel, 1 day ago to InitialD German

Heute ist ja so ein heiliger Feiertag und warum und wieso erklärt dieser Film oder auch nicht aber die emultierende IT Simulation Gaming oder...?! Auf jeden Fall ist Auffahrt, Muttertag und Pfingsten aneinander ;)

🎬 "Tales from the Multiverse"
– by Tumblehead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTgcBRC4FE

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#kurzfilm #video #humor #relligion #multiverse #unterhaltung #feiertag #muttertag #pfingsten #auffahrt #it #simulation

indubitablyodin, 1 day ago to fallout

I conducted an interview with the creator of the "Okey Dokey" meme playing homage to KC Green's "This is Fine" viral sensation!

#Fallout #FalloutPrime #TV #TVSeries #FalloutTV #FalloutGame #FalloutSeries #Television #Writing #Art #Meme #Review #Artist #Artists #Creative #Fun #Humor #Culture #PopCulture #ScienceFiction #SciFi #Gaming #Writers #WritingCommunity

https://odinhalvorson.com/spooky-daggers-fallout-interview/

markarayner, 1 day ago to Humor

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell

Where the banshees live and they do live well

#SpinalTap #ThisIsSpinalTap #AncientArchitecture #humor #humour #stonehenge

Jerry, 1 day ago to Humor

A missing truck driver was last seen at his rig. The police spent two weeks looking for him throughout the province, finally finding him when they looked inside his rig.
🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

#Bonehead #WeirdNews #humor

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/lush-body-found-in-truck-1.7196616?ICID

TheManyVoices, 2 days ago to mastodon

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Superman #JamesGunn #SupermanLegacy #Gunnverse #DCU #DavidCornswet #BernieMemes

TheManyVoices, 2 days ago to mastodon

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #GilligansIsland #ThreeHourTour #70sTV #StarTrekTOS #Gilligans_Island #Star_Trek #FiveYearMission

returntosender, 2 days ago to animals

who is laughing now
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor

Alleman, 2 days ago to animals

Fact
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

mpax, 2 days ago to Jokes

What’s A Wind Turbines Favorite Color?

Blew
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

JoeyD, 2 days ago to Humor

#Humor #economics #Business

markarayner, 2 days ago to Humor

This would have been good to have in 2016.

#humor #humour #book #books #multiverse #parallelworlds

markwyner, 3 days ago to animation

The animations by Tiny Dice Buddies bring me joy.

Source:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6jWOyyuP3z/

#Animation #Humor #TinyDiceBuddies #Cookies

Two anthropomorphic dice facing each other. One is small and one is large. The small one holds a cookie up to its mouth to take a bite.

returntosender, 3 days ago to animals

win-win
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

markarayner, 3 days ago to Cat

When the goblin gets his scritches. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a black cat getting scritches and making funny noises

jm_brister, 3 days ago to motivation

Here's some #MondayMotivation for you. I hope everyone has a great week, and if you don't, you might as well take everyone and everything down with you, right?

#motivation #demotivation #grumpy #meme #memes #dankmemes #funnymemes #humor #lol

amazing_jomlett, 3 days ago to Jokes

The person who invented the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round.

They travelled in different circles. #jokes #humor

stefan, 1 year ago to nyc

A few years ago, I was waiting to cross the street in Manhattan, when this lady approached me. As I turned to her, she hands me a card. She's a psychic.

So I promptly returned the card back, and replied:

"You already know I'm not coming."

(And we both laughed.)

#TrueStory #nyc