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Webwasp

@Webwasp@mas.to

#ALT-text for the #ProfilePicture: A smiling male monkey wearing black glasses and a sleek chocolate-brown shirt. He has dark brown fur and bright eyes. He looks friendly and fairly fit for his age.

Great ape. Husband. Father. Family guy. Dane. Stargazer. Dad joke aficionado. Environmentalist. IT architect. Nonbeliever. Humanitarian. Inclusive. Friendly.

"Once a pun a time I was good at word play!"

#Denmark #Dansk #tech #jokes #IT #AI #space #F1 #art #politik #climate #AiArt #fedi22

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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!

drahardja, to tesla
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Must…resist…making…limerick…

“Cyber Stuck: First Tesla Cybertruck On Nantucket Has A Rough Day”

https://nantucketcurrent.com/news/cyber-stuck-first-tesla-cybertruck-on-nantucket-has-a-rough-day

Webwasp,
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@drahardja A Cybertruck on Nantucket's shore,
Found its wheels trapped, couldn't drive more.
In the sand, it was stuck,
Elon's truck out of luck,
A rough day, with onlookers galore!

absolutspacegrl, to Hydrogen
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Stole this off of Lemmy - totally gonna print it out and put it in my office. 😎

Webwasp,
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@absolutspacegrl .. from renewable sources such as wind, solar, and hydropower!!

https://www.everfuel.com/

dgar, to random
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Not to brag, but I remember when you could slam the phone down to hang up on someone.

It was spectacular.

Webwasp,
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@dgar I've done so a few times. Attached pictures show some of the models I've slammed 🤣

Note: the phones are all models from Kirk Telecom A/S, a Danish company.

  • The old grey one is Model F68.
  • The white was called "Kirk Delta"
  • he black was named "Kirk Plus"

Kirk Model F68 phone
Kirk Plus phone

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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Webwasp,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat 🎶 I focus on the pain
The only thing that′s real 🎵

dgar, to random
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Them: What’s for dinner?

Me: Nothing.

Them: We had nothing last night.

Me: I made enough for two days.

Webwasp,
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@dgar
Them: What’s cooking?

Me: Invisible stew.

Them: But we had that invisible stew last night.

Me: It’s a slow-cooker recipe; it’s been simmering to perfection.

Webwasp, to solar
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This cosmic coincidence is truly fascinating: the Sun is about 400 times wider than the Moon, but it’s also 400 times farther away from Earth. This perfect balance makes them appear almost the same size in our sky, allowing the Moon to occasionally cover the Sun completely during a solar eclipse.

Webwasp, to Humor
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My astronaut-girlfriend left me. She apparently needed some space...

Webwasp, to climate
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A record-breaking temperature rise of 38.5 degrees Celsius in the Earth’s coldest region signals an impending catastrophe for both human beings and the local ecosystem.

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2024/apr/06/simply-mind-boggling-world-record-temperature-jump-in-antarctic-raises-fears-of-catastrophe

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Webwasp,
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@assaf

Webwasp, to Humor
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7 ate 9

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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Webwasp,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat let's X our fingers that the 47th floor will be ok!

Webwasp, to Humor
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BREAKING NEWS: Arctic polar bears find a silver lining in climate change with beach resorts and longer sunbathing seasons!!

aside, harms and our Urgent action is needed!!

dgar, (edited ) to newmusic
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Now listening to:
Little Black Hatchback
~ Dgar

My latest track!

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/little-black-hatchback

Webwasp,
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@dgar A really great song about a really great car 🙂

#music #great #musicnews

BeAware, (edited ) to aiart
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Batman is a rock star.

Webwasp,
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@BeAware and so is superwoman 🙂

godlessmom, to random
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You watchin?

Webwasp,
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@godlessmom Wonjar Woman 🙂

Webwasp, to ChatGPT
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Creator Reveals New Video-Generating AI:

The Sora bot can create videos of up to 60 seconds featuring highly detailed scenes, complex camera motion, and multiple characters with vibrant emotions, according to OpenAI.

https://openai.com/sora

Webwasp, to Humor
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The Dork Knight

Webwasp, to Humor
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Jurassic Bark

In a remarkable feat of animation and storytelling, Jurassic Bark takes us on a thrilling adventure with a group of scientists who must stop a canine menace from destroying mankind.

★★★★★ - A masterpiece.

Webwasp, to news
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BREAKING NEWS: NO SPRING IN SIGHT AS GROUNDHOG GOES BLIND

The world is facing a climate catastrophe as spring has been cancelled indefinitely by the groundhog, who suffers from severe vision problems. The furry forecaster always sees shadows, regardless of the weather, and predicts endless winter. Experts say this has been going on for years, but nobody noticed until now.

dgar, to random
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So close,
Miles away,
Don't talk,
Just say,
Bright night,
Today,
Love you,
My babe.

Flat World
~ Dgar

https://songwhip.com/dgar/flatworld

Webwasp,
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@dgar I made another verse for you 🙂

Hold on,
Don't stray,
We'll meet,
Someday,
Dream high,
Don't fray,
Trust me,
It's a flat world.

windowsonwindows, to random
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On 8th September 1994, Microsoft announced the name of Windows 3.1’s (1992) successor. Rather than Windows 4 (as many had predicted), it’d be called Windows 95 (1995). 👀 They explained the choice of name as, “easier for consumers to identify the most current version of Windows”.

Webwasp,
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@windowsonwindows and it became super simple to identify the latest Windows version 😉:

Windows 1.0 (1985)
Windows 2.0 (1987)
Windows 3.0 (1990)
Windows 3.1 (1992)
Windows 95 (1995)
Windows 98 (1998)
Windows Me (2000)
Windows 2000 (2000)
Windows XP (2001)
Windows Vista (2006)
Windows 7 (2009)
Windows 8 (2012)
Windows 8.1 (2013)
Windows 10 (2015)
Windows 11 (2021)

Webwasp, to 13thFloor
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The ladybug.

The ladybug has a sweet tooth for nectar and tea. It likes to visit cafés, where it can find both. It enjoys the warmth and the smell of the place. It is curious and adventurous, always looking for new flavors and experiences.

the_etrain, to random
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*hacks coworker's Neuralink

*mutes them for 8 hours

Webwasp,
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@the_etrain
*hacks CEO's Neuralink
*tries to make him move like Jagger

  • computer: Error, -You have lost the connection to the target. Hack not fully completed..

Elon Musk doing a weird dance..

Webwasp, to dadjokes
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Rumor is that Apple is working on a self-driving boat.

They’re going to call it the iAye

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