spoilerFat Bottomed Girls by Queen Hey, I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery (huh) Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
spoilerThat’s Amore by Dean Martin When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That’s amore When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine That’s amore Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And you’ll sing “Vita bella” Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay...
spoilerThe Hockey Song by Stompin’ Tom Conners Hello out there, we’re on the air It’s ‘Hockey Night’ tonight Tension grows, the whistle blows And the puck goes down the ice The goalie jumps, and the players bump And the fans all go insane Someone roars, “Bobby Scores!” At the good ol’ Hockey Game Oh! The good...
spoilerLiving Dead Girl by Rob Zombie Blood on her skin Dripping with sin Do it again Living dead girl Blood on her skin Dripping with sin Do it again Living dead girl
spoilerThe Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks Every light is burnin’ in a house across town She’s pacin’ by the telephone in her faded flannel gown Askin’ for a miracle, hopin’ she’s not right Prayin’ it’s the weather that’s kept him out all night And the thunder rolls
spoilerHallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden I’m waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime Reflecting on my past life and it doesn’t have much time 'Cause at 5 o’clock, they take me to the Gallows Pole The sands of time for me are running low Running low, yeah!