joulethief,

I can’t stand this corpo speak, it always makes me want to throw up

knatsch,

What is not love?

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Baby hurt me, more.

Honytawk,

Stop!

My stomach is already empty

NutWrench,
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol. They left the placeholder in the offer. They could probably use a programmer.

Honytawk,

My time at XXX?

Is that like a sexy sequel to “My Time at Portia”?

xmunk,

Sandrock suddenly seems a lot more irritating to mucus membranes.

Viking_Hippie,

Speak soon

No I will not!

…ok, yes I will, but not because you told me to!

Sensitivezombie,

How can you miss this opportunity !!!

lars,

miss

It’s called dodged. Like a bullet.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

XXX

someone’s sed commande failed

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair the rest of it did match my expertise, but the title read like a scam.

lars,

<span style="color:#62a35c;">command </span><span style="color:#323232;">-p</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;"> -- </span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  sed 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    -e </span><span style="color:#183691;">'s/scam/once in a lifetime opportunity, which to not take would be stupid. (not to (take))/g' </span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    -- 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    ./scam.eml 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">></span><span style="color:#323232;">./not_a_scam,_y’all.eml
</span>
Cheradenine,

Kindly do the needfull and get on with it.

jubilationtcornpone,

initial 6 month contract

No.

Lawyerator,

I can never trust multiple exclamation points.

insaneinthemembrane,

They found your porn vids

nxdefiant,

and approve!!!

lars,

They found mine and now my emails to them bounce

dwindling7373,

Would be silly not too.

poweruser,

It would indeed be a silly not

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