xkcd 2879: Like This One
topnomi, 
I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.
Dexter morgan
topnomi, You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.
FilthyShrooms, Where alt text?
elbucho, 
A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add ‘like this one’ to the end, but high on the list is ‘I’m a neurologist studying dreams’.
cuerdo, I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes
Crackhappy, 
But you didn’t like it.
Crackhappy, I was going to tell you a time travel joke.
somethingsnappy, You did, ans it was great. See you in 1986.
Crackhappy, When you told me to tell you to not time travel, I never expected it to come in the form of a lemmy post.
Crackhappy, Danger, danger close. Don’t listen to this duckless. You know what I mean.
OpenHammer6677, Oooh I’m definitely gonna use this:
I’m a sound engineer, I deal with sound waves like this one
papalonian, proceeds to scream
akincisor,
kometes, 
Computer simulations, like this one.
Tar_alcaran, I’m a safety expert specializing in hazardous environments, like this one.
Zehzin, (edited ) 
I’m a criminologist studying kidnappings like this one
Zehzin, (edited ) I’m an anthropologist studying societal collapses like this one
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